Fake Quotes and the people who never said them

pizzamyheart

So much information to be had out there on the internet. Not all of it is accurate, but hey, if it works, or if it sounds good...it must be legit. So, here is the place to immortalize all those wonderful quotes that famous people, mfp members, historical figures, etc. never actually said! Have fun.

For example: Abe Lincoln once said ..."The essence of man can be measured in the height of his hat, YO."

pizzamyheart

aaron rogers, the quarter back has been known to shout before the games "Let them eat cheese!"

pizzamyheart

"Fire, fire, he he ha ha ho ho" t- @caco_ethes

pizzamyheart

"All a dog needs, is love. All a cat needs is a bowl of food that is never empty". -my cat

pizzamyheart

Albert Einstein once said “I like big butts” . It was a beautiful sentiment.

pizzamyheart

MC Hammer once said “you can’t judge a man by the cut of his pants, but if he has a hammer he is a wise man indeed.”

pizzamyheart

@LiftingSpirits once said “ I love the sun and the moon and the stars, but mostly I love unsolicited D pics”.

LiftingSpirits

Mark Twain once said "Everything you need you can buy on Amazon"

pizzamyheart

Ghandi once said that "To battle is unnecessary, however if you do, you must FINISH HIM!!!!"

LiftingSpirits

Lynyrd Skynyrd was quoted as saying "We're from Delaware, but Sweet Home Alabama just sounds better"

LiftingSpirits

I overheard Sinbad say "How did you like my movie, Shazam?"

pizzamyheart

Tom Selleck was quoted to say "Only people who have had a mustache can truly know success".

LiftingSpirits

@cee134 sends "Good morning, beautiful" texts every morning at 8:08am

pizzamyheart

@cee134 one said “to err is human and I am not a robot”

pizzamyheart

I overheard the mfp moderators saying they’d “let them post whatever they want, for a Klondike bar”

LiftingSpirits

I have my alarm clock set to an audio clip of @Cowsfan1 yelling "I love me some early mornings!"

kam26001

I just want to help the team win. There is more to life than making money.

- Antonio Brown

kam26001

The woo reaction does not bother me one bit.

- Kanye West

pizzamyheart

What up Yo, The B, The OG, bout to get ugly all up in here"
-Paul Revere, 1775

km8907

Yeet - Nelson Mandela

cee134

pizzamyheart wrote: »

So much information to be had out there on the internet. Not all of it is accurate, but hey, if it works, or if it sounds good...it must be legit. So, here is the place to immortalize all those wonderful quotes that famous people, mfp members, historical figures, etc. never actually said! Have fun.

For example: Abe Lincoln once said ..."The essence of man can be measured in the height of his hat, YO."

cee134

LiftingSpirits wrote: »

@cee134 sends "Good morning, beautiful" texts every morning at 8:08am

"You've just moved up on my list." -LiftingSpirits

Pandemonium_

"You are really not that gorgeous"
Daniel

pizzamyheart

“Brain surgery is like making pizza dough....you just can’t drop it on the floor”
- @JustReadTheInstructions

pizzamyheart

“I think I have peepee envy”
- @SwannySez

cee134

"I don't even like pizza." - @pizzamyheart

cee134

"Cat dress? Oh, you mean a dress with cats on it and not a dress for my cats." - @km8907

cee134

"Who doesn’t want an ancient Jedi Master or one of the most beloved superheroes in the world telling them to get to bed?" - @your_future_ex_wife

cee134

"I get so tired of Halloween it's not even funny." - @JustReadTheInstructions

your_future_ex_wife

cee134 wrote: »

"Who doesn’t want an ancient Jedi Master or one of the most beloved superheroes in the world telling them to get to bed?" - @your_future_ex_wife

you hacked my DMs didn’t you

cee134

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

"Who doesn’t want an ancient Jedi Master or one of the most beloved superheroes in the world telling them to get to bed?" - @your_future_ex_wife

you did not hacked my DMs didn’t you

- @your_future_ex_wife