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  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,566 Member
    Cheating at Wordle
  • Happygolucky182
    Happygolucky182 Posts: 120 Member
    I’d never!!!……for ummm false accusations
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,566 Member
    edited April 2022
    Stealing hearts....from organ donors
    That's kinda gross
  • Happygolucky182
    Happygolucky182 Posts: 120 Member
    Sampling grapes at the grocery store but never buying any….
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stealing a box of cereal.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    It finally happened. She was arrested for keeping men in her basement.

    Coming soon to the police auction…basement men. Just make sure if you buy one you keep them in the garage, bedroom, or man cave; no basements allowed.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Found six men locked up in her closet.. gagged and chained.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    For putting the men there to see my reaction not realizing I rarely use my closet. RIP 6 men I did not even get the privilege of knowing 😢
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    She was walking the streets dressed as Cat Woman with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,566 Member
    Stealing all the weights less than 25lb from the gym because in his words what's the point of anything that light?
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Stealing books
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Impersonating a RCMP at their musical ride. He had me fooled in his Red Serge.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Assaulting a RCMP .. she only wanted a kiss and cuddle 😙🤗
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For inappropriately tickling a hot cop causing him to taser himself
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Cutting down her neighbour’s trees so she could have more sunshine
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Setting fire to every chair she came across.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Got arrested at the gym for making a lot of loud lifting and grunting noises but leaving out the lifting part.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Skinny dipping in the fountain at the Legislature Building
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Serving vegetables at the meat eater convention.. 😲 it got ugly
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Yelling in the library
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Flashing 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Candy theft 🍭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Licking the mannequins at her local department store.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    For Licking the live mannequins in the department store windows
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    For recording Paperdoll licking mannequins in store windows and trying to sell the videos online.
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    For his obsession over paper doll mannequins.
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    I swear I didn’t know they were mannequins!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    For illegal flexing 😂
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    For drooling at men's muscles.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For breaking into jail to see her friends.

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