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  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,426 Member
    Jo was arrested for licking windows LOL
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Opening multiple packs of bacon at the grocery store to create her own pack with the least amount of fat.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    For no reason. Because someone called the police on her because someone thinks she looks hot as hell in prison clothes and slides.
    🥵🔥
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Because she stole my heart and my unmentionables
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Walking around her work parking lot offering to flash people for money. She’s gotta pay for that parking spot somehow. 🤑
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    Breaking my ankles Misery style so I can never leave her

    🥰🥰
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Breaking and entering at Penelope's BBQ & Used Tire Emporium
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    They caught him at the Dollar Store, Sharpie in hand writing Hallmark on the back of all the 2 for a dollar greeting cards.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Impersonating a 12 year old girl to get discount tickets for Barbie movie
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Putting on a pink, skintight dress and blonde wig and trying to convince people he was Barbie. They found him at the shoe store asking people to help him put his shoes on.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Because she is a well known trouble maker and would eventually break the law.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    For pre-scratching the scratch and wins to find the winning tickets
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited July 2023
    Loosening tops of all the salt and pepper shakers at local restaurants
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Dressing up as Ronald McDonald. They caught him going up to cars in the drive thru, demanding Big Macs.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited August 2023
    For going to the zoo after hours and painting beer slogans on the sides of animals
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mixing Hershey syrup into all the milk jugs at Kroger.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Singing in public.... if you ever hears her sing you will know why....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Walked into a police station and started stripping for the cops.
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,426 Member
    for stealing all the Giraffe's from the zoo
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Calling 911 for help finding her car keys
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Stealing car keys
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Running naked through the streets while shouting "Free the Giraffes"
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,426 Member
    For trying to climb through my window :p
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Pushing me back out of the window 😵‍💫
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,426 Member
    wam60 wrote: »
    Pushing me back out of the window 😵‍💫

    I would never ;)
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    The 10th time because the prison guard had a crush on her...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Flashing 😳
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Groping a flasher in the park 😜
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,426 Member
    for being drunk in public
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Streaking while singing the Rocky theme

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