I don’t like.....
pizzamyheart
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Maybe you’ve just had a long crappy day. Maybe you just need to complain. Maybe you just need a reason to say it. Maybe nothing else is going on and all the other threads are boring. Maybe you’re just a negative Nancy and you don’t like anything. What don’t need you like?
I don’t like the term negative Nancy.
I don’t like the term negative Nancy.
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IDL having responsibilities1
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pizzamyheart wrote: »IDL having responsibilities
Seconded.0 -
Idl being overweight4
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Idl walking into 7-11 in shorts when it’s cold out and people feel the need to comment. Yes I have long pants and real shoes. I like shorts and flip flops.3
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Idl. Bad haircuts1
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IDL rude people.5
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corinasue1143 wrote: »Idl being overweight
I don’t like mornings. I wake up and walk into the bathroom and see myself in the mirror. Every dang day I don’t like looking at myself because the first thought of every morning is “ I am fat....I need to lose weight....” every. Single. Morning.6 -
I don’t like mean people... mean people suck!!4
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IDL people who beat around and don't say what they are thinking outright1
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IDL spiders crawling out of my deadbolt lock.5
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IDL wearing work clothes, feel restricted1
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People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.5
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from2 -
IDL the term "rubbers" for condoms.2
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happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.6 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.1 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.3 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.2 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.1 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
I laughed out LOUD at this
while sitting in a crowded oil change place3 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends2 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.
Did the teacher just become the teachee?1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.
Did the teacher just become the teachee?
Definitions are so constrictive.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.2 -
The C words for private parts.
People who are overly self-deprecating. It is fake to me. Just be real.
The smell of marijuana.2
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