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pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Best post I'll read today, probably0 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.
I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.
Did the teacher just become the teachee?
Definitions are so constrictive.
You would hate women’s underwear2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.
I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry
Unless I’m very tired or concentrating, I have resting pollyanna face. I don’t get hit on excessively but people seem to find me approachable in a friendly way. I haven’t found a way to say, “ No, no. That’s just my face.”3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.
Did the teacher just become the teachee?
Definitions are so constrictive.
You would hate women’s underwear
I usually bite at and throw them away when encountered.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.
Did the teacher just become the teachee?
Definitions are so constrictive.
You would hate women’s underwear
I usually bite at and throw them away when encountered.
Goodness0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
I wish people tried to bff me that fast. But I still get where you’re coming from
People often mistake my politeness for friendliness. I hold doors, say please and thank you, etc. but my biggest problem is probably that I make eye contact when people are talking.
I believe that can be misread more when the polite one is a woman. They may think I'm polite, a chauvinist or expect me to be carrying a chloroform-soaked rag and run off.
this is exactly why, whenever a man holds the door open for me and smiles, I just immediately kick him in the ballz. You just NEVER KNOW.
Sound advice. Exactly what I teach in my 'Chivalry's not dead yet, but you can help' bloginar.
Make sure to include the ever popular....when a man asks if he can help you carry your groceries make sure to immediately pepper spray him in the eyes because he obviously wants to steal them and probably get into your underwear.
I've often heard that the way to a woman's heart is through her groceries and ultimately her undies.
Ive heard this as well. Thats exactly why I pepper spray the bag boy. Just in case.
You. . . have the battlefield prowess of a bionic cougar.
Did the teacher just become the teachee?
Definitions are so constrictive.
You would hate women’s underwear
I usually bite at and throw them away when encountered.
Goodness
As much as my muppet gums allow that is.1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.
I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry
Unless I’m very tired or concentrating, I have resting pollyanna face. I don’t get hit on excessively but people seem to find me approachable in a friendly way. I haven’t found a way to say, “ No, no. That’s just my face.”
I think i have a resting grump face. I’m not sophisticated enough to have rbf.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.
I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry
Unless I’m very tired or concentrating, I have resting pollyanna face. I don’t get hit on excessively but people seem to find me approachable in a friendly way. I haven’t found a way to say, “ No, no. That’s just my face.”
"resting pollyanna face"
This leaves me with so many mixed feelings, but overall, I think I like it1 -
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.1 -
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
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I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
So puppets it is and learning a vegan recipe1 -
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
What’s wrong with pee pee and vajayjay?3 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.
I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry
I find that since I bear an uncanny resemblance to Orson Wells, it doesn’t matter much what my facial expression is. So I don’t bother to disguise the resting scowl.2 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
I used to be that way. Now I just start with insults and my humor. If they can handle it Ill probably consider them an acquaintance.
I find it much easier to do that online. But in person i have to actually contort my face into pleasant expressions and that’s a big barrier to entry
I find that since I bear an uncanny resemblance to Orson Wells, it doesn’t matter much what my facial expression is. So I don’t bother to disguise the resting scowl.
What age Orson?0 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »
Colloquial.1 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
What’s wrong with pee pee and vajayjay?
Well those are terms I would use at work or at the doctor’s office, but not in the bedroom. Lol
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pizzamyheart wrote: »
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
What’s wrong with pee pee and vajayjay?
Well those are terms I would use at work or at the doctor’s office, but not in the bedroom. Lol
So in the bedroom, virile member and yoni?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »People who try to bff me right off the bat. Let’s warm up with a good morning nod for a few months, then maybe we can try a smile. No, I don’t want to Facebook friend you so i can see your cruise photos.
This resonates with me. I am very slow to warm up to people. I need some time to become vaguely aware of their existence, be suspicious of their cheerfulness, and ultimately decide that there are worse people, probably. Then we can move to phase two: the polite head nods, OCCASIONAL eye contact, and if they compliment me on my perfume, maybe I’ll start saying hi and smile like i mean it. It takes me forever to get to the point that I’m ready to start dishing/receiving advice/insults, or whatever it is people do with their friends
It's called hypothermia.0 -
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pizzamyheart wrote: »
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
What’s wrong with pee pee and vajayjay?
Well those are terms I would use at work or at the doctor’s office, but not in the bedroom. Lol
So in the bedroom, virile member and yoni?
No.........
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pizzamyheart wrote: »
I could use the P and V word whilst making you brownies from scratch. Or instead of using the verbal words, I'll make some sock puppets.
I don’t like those P and V words either.....
Brownies from scratch sounds great, if they are vegan. 😋
What’s wrong with pee pee and vajayjay?
Well those are terms I would use at work or at the doctor’s office, but not in the bedroom. Lol
So in the bedroom, virile member and yoni?
No.........
Customized terms? Maybe budgey and froodonta?0 -
I don't like when people mistake kindness for weakness.2
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I don't like when ....
just when I thought l was out .....
They pull me right back in!🤷🏻♀️😒0 -
I don't like when people mistake weakness for kindness.2
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Tinydancer106 wrote: »I don't like when ....
just when I thought l was out .....
They pull me right back in!🤷🏻♀️😒
But that's what you did to m. . oh, look, a marmot of some type
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