MFP Morning Edition

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  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    Why can’t I sleep 8 hours?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    And, I'm just remembering I forgot to do my laundry yesterday. Great.

    thanks for reminding me

    I set the laundry to wash overnight....

    I suppose it might be time to move it to the dryer.

    (I like laundry / immediate completion and satisfaction.)
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Is it lunch time yet tho?
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    Why can’t I sleep 8 hours?

    Your clock only goes up to 7?

    I need a new clock.

  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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    Is it lunch time yet tho?

    Almost!!
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    Do I really need to exercise?

    The answer is always yes!
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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    Do I really need to exercise?

    The answer is always yes!

    Unfortunately this is true
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Do I really need to exercise?

    The answer is always yes!

    Unfortunately this is true

    What if you are allergic to exercise?
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    (When I first wake up)...hmm, it's still dark out, so I'm guessing it's the middle of the night, don't check the clock, that will just stress you out, just be happy you don't have to get up quite yet.
    (what feels like several hours goes by)...hmm, guess I really did wake up in the middle of the night, so I'm gonna have to get through this 12 hour shift on maybe 3 hours sleep huh, *kitten*, is there any possible excuse or reason I can think of to call in? Nope, you want your paycheck lazy, and if you stay home you'll just feel guilty anyway, may as well get paid to zombie it through the day.
    (Checks the clock)...ok, 20 minutes till the alarm goes off, 20 minutes to snooze, 30 tops....(falls asleep)
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Had bad dreams and cant sleep, yet I keep lying here. More at 11.

    Aw I hate that so much😖.....hugs!!! 🤗
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Why did I get a cat? He thinks it's acceptable to paw at every closed door in the middle of the night. You let him in and he jumps right on your chest minutes after you finally fall back asleep.

    You forgot hairballs and all your clothes covered in hair. Those are just bonuses.

    I have a dog that sheds too. Both animals are multi colored so no matter what you wear you can see animal hair. White all over black clothes, brown and black all over light colored clothes.

    On an unrelated note.... anyone want a dog and a cat? 😏

    😂🙌......no!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Do I really need to exercise?

    The answer is always yes!

    Unfortunately this is true

    I'm thinking 'Fortunately'.

    I'd rather work-out with friends than most anything else.



    ..... I said 'most'.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    And, I'm just remembering I forgot to do my laundry yesterday. Great.

    thanks for reminding me

    I set the laundry to wash overnight....

    I suppose it might be time to move it to the dryer.

    (I like laundry / immediate completion and satisfaction.)

    🤔

    Wanna come over later....I have a few piles of satisfaction for ya....🤷🙌
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    (When I first wake up)...hmm, it's still dark out, so I'm guessing it's the middle of the night, don't check the clock, that will just stress you out, just be happy you don't have to get up quite yet.
    (what feels like several hours goes by)...hmm, guess I really did wake up in the middle of the night, so I'm gonna have to get through this 12 hour shift on maybe 3 hours sleep huh, *kitten*, is there any possible excuse or reason I can think of to call in? Nope, you want your paycheck lazy, and if you stay home you'll just feel guilty anyway, may as well get paid to zombie it through the day.
    (Checks the clock)...ok, 20 minutes till the alarm goes off, 20 minutes to snooze, 30 tops....(falls asleep)

    💗this is one of the many reasons I work from home.....🤗👯
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    And, I'm just remembering I forgot to do my laundry yesterday. Great.

    thanks for reminding me

    I set the laundry to wash overnight....

    I suppose it might be time to move it to the dryer.

    (I like laundry / immediate completion and satisfaction.)

    🤔

    Wanna come over later....I have a few piles of satisfaction for ya....🤷🙌

    Sure.

    It would be a pleasu.....

    wait.



    will I need to bring stain remover ???
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Do I really need to exercise?

    The answer is always yes!

    Unfortunately this is true

    What if you are allergic to exercise?

    Then death is certain - wait that’s true for all us - damn maybe I’m doing it wrong
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    I cleaned the lint catcher in the washing machine this morning before putting in a new load. I found a sprout growing out of it. Wonder what it could be. Hardy little plant for sure
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  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    After reading this thread yesterday I decided to pay particular attention to my thoughts when I woke up this morning. I hoped maybe there would be some wisdom or pivotal thoughts of reflection. Instead my brain was singing Slow Hands by whatshisface from one direction, and I asked myself "why hasn't that guy text me back?"... So. My morning brain is basic af.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    I had a dream, Joe. About an MFPer. He was coming to meet my family. We were waiting on the porch for him to park his car. I knew it was him, in spite of the fact that he was a different race in my dream, by the fact that he was shirtless and slick.