Dear Santa,

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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    sagem210x wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Dear santa
    I'd like a box to jump on.

    What box? 🙄

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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Dear santa,

    I'd like snow this year. And a sled. And someone to help build a 6 ft snowman like we did last time. Maybe this time we can make him 6'2.

    Das all,

    Ps dont forget my box
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Dear Santa,
    DH has offered to buy me a new sewing machine, which ever one I want. Here’s where I need your help Santa... There are just so many to pick from and I need help deciding.

    Thanks
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,

    Happy Tuesday. It seems weird to be writing you here, but you know--there's that thing about Rome. Anyway, I'm not sure what to say. I'm not sure what to add to my LAST letter--other than, I wish you'd write back.

    Whatever.

    😂😂I said make your own dang thread
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,

    Happy Tuesday. It seems weird to be writing you here, but you know--there's that thing about Rome. Anyway, I'm not sure what to say. I'm not sure what to add to my LAST letter--other than, I wish you'd write back.

    Whatever.

    😂😂I said make your own dang thread

    I think you underestimate how old and tired I am. I can’t be goin around makin threads, that’s a young-mans game
  • mindstateofamonster
    mindstateofamonster Posts: 100 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Dear santa,

    I'd like snow this year. And a sled. And someone to help build a 6 ft snowman like we did last time. Maybe this time we can make him 6'2.

    Das all,

    Ps dont forget my box

    Santa won't forget your box.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Dear Santa...

    Just please bring me strength to get through this whole thing and we will be good from here on out🤗...your cookies will be where they always are and I'll leave the nips for the eggnog in my stocking! 😉🍪🍶

    💗💚💗💚
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Dear Satan,

    It's nice to finally meet you, I didn't know you spent so much time at the mall. Upon reflection, I probably shouldn't have been surprised.

    Anyway, all I want this year is [redacted]. You're a pretty talented guy though, I think you'll figure it out.
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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Santa baby,
    No more hippopotomi please. Anything but a hippopotamus will do.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Santa baby,
    No more hippopotomi please. Anything but a hippopotamus will do.

    Two front teeth? Anyone's?
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Santa baby,
    No more hippopotomi please. Anything but a hippopotamus will do.

    a rhinoceros!

    I dont want to jump on full force to rhino territory. Is there a mixed breed? Rhinopotamus, or a Hippoino?
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,731 Member
    Dear Santa,
    Don't much think you can top last year's gift; getting me to finally wise up and take care of my diminished mobility and condition which I have invested much of 2019 doing. If it's all the same feel free to skip me and cover someone who is currently struggling like I was then. Take care, have a safe season and trip!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Dear Satan,
    She searched the ramshackle exterior
    for any clue
    of his passing
    Her hands traced every line
    and groove
    as the Raven watched
    from above

    The darkness swallowed her
    wrapping her in a cold embrace
    And it reminded her of him
    In the quiet,
    in the black,
    his scent lingered
    But he was gone
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
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  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Dear Santa, please make my 6-pack better
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    dear santa please put a few dollares for me to take the motorcycle training course next year. please and thank you
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Dear Santa,
    I'm already practicing my "ifs and buts" .

    I expect loads of candies and nuts.

    Thank you

    PS (make it easy on yourself and just bring like chocolate covered nuts)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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