I want to post something offensive without being offensive

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_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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like one of the (insert cause)ist type offensive.

Any ideas on how to get that accomplished without the use of sarcasm?
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Start out like this: "No offense, but...." Nothing but brilliant observation ever follows that phrase.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    And then throw this at the end. :flowerforyou: That's MFP for a sweet old Southern lady saying, "bless your heart" while she jabs a dagger through it.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    I like where this is headed...
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    I like where this is headed...

    Bacon???????????
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    I like where this is headed...

    Bacon???????????

    All things lead to bacon. As it should be.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    We're waiting ...


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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    I like where this is headed...

    Bacon???????????

    All things lead to bacon. As it should be.

    I would internet marry you over and over again
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
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    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
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    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

    I've been banned for worse! :glasses:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    Have some oneself post it.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    No offense, but this post is asinine. Bless your heart. :flowerforyou:
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
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    :yawn: :huh:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
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    No offense, but this post is asinine. Bless your heart. :flowerforyou:


    That's fine, just fine.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

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  • drefaw
    drefaw Posts: 739
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    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

    I've been banned for worse! :glasses:



    There is something worse than that ...GASP.. :noway: .i don't even want to know ....
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Start out like this: "No offense, but...." Nothing but brilliant observation ever follows that phrase.

    ^This.

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  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    Say what you will, I have thick skin.

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