I want to post something offensive without being offensive

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
in Chit-Chat
like one of the (insert cause)ist type offensive.

Any ideas on how to get that accomplished without the use of sarcasm?
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Start out like this: "No offense, but...." Nothing but brilliant observation ever follows that phrase.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    And then throw this at the end. :flowerforyou: That's MFP for a sweet old Southern lady saying, "bless your heart" while she jabs a dagger through it.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    I like where this is headed...
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I like where this is headed...

    Bacon???????????
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  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    I like where this is headed...

    Bacon???????????

    All things lead to bacon. As it should be.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    We're waiting ...


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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I like where this is headed...

    Bacon???????????

    All things lead to bacon. As it should be.

    I would internet marry you over and over again
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

    I've been banned for worse! :glasses:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Have some oneself post it.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    No offense, but this post is asinine. Bless your heart. :flowerforyou:
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    :yawn: :huh:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    No offense, but this post is asinine. Bless your heart. :flowerforyou:


    That's fine, just fine.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

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  • drefaw
    drefaw Posts: 739
    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

    I've been banned for worse! :glasses:



    There is something worse than that ...GASP.. :noway: .i don't even want to know ....
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Start out like this: "No offense, but...." Nothing but brilliant observation ever follows that phrase.

    ^This.

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  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    Say what you will, I have thick skin.

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  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    In for the hilarity!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    :flowerforyou: bless y'all's hearts
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    Put a *heart* in the post. It will be fine.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Saw a funny tumbler gif recently that addressed this. Paraphrased:

    "I'm not racist....BUT.....I really need to finish my homework."

    "I'm not homophobic....BUT....I'm hungry and want lunch."

    "WTF? Those statements make no sense!"

    "Dude, what more do you want? They are saying they're not those things!"

    Was very funny.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
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    I love him :heart:
  • walkinthedogs
    walkinthedogs Posts: 238 Member
    This post may be my favorite so far. I needed a good laugh.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    :noway: hope i dont get a strike for that one :flowerforyou:
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

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    Offended! Offended All over the internet!! Offense to you! Offense to your mom! Offend Offend Offfend!!!
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    :noway: hope i dont get a strike for that one :flowerforyou:

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