I want to post something offensive without being offensive

herblackwings39

And then throw this at the end. :flowerforyou: That's MFP for a sweet old Southern lady saying, "bless your heart" while she jabs a dagger through it.

Bless your heart is always a good one, it doesn't even really require anything added.

mommabenefield

:noway: hope i dont get a strike for that one :flowerforyou:

Le Mole!! Da Da Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

MexicanOsmosis

http://gawker.com/patton-oswalt-rewrote-the-book-on-trolling-twitter-1165728039

^^Trolling, Patton Oswalt did it right, lol

gsnobel

This post may be my favorite so far. I needed a good laugh.

I think farts are funny

CrazyAnne

I think ya'll are funny :flowerforyou:

Juliejustsaying

I like offensive...but if you need some help..this ought to do it.

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

NYactor1

Just start the convo ..."with all due respect"... you can proceed to say anything you want without being considered offensive.