Which would you buy?

odusgolp

Does the farmer have a daughter?

Yes, her name is Heather, but she's 12 years old. What do you do?

Damn. Grocery store for the next 6 years.

Bwahahaha! I love you.

:blushing:

odusgolp

Can't eat them, but it would depend on how he treated them and what he feeds his chickens. If they are healthy and happy, I would buy a dozen to support my local farmer. :flowerforyou:

Versus how the grocery store brand chickens are treated??? *LMAO*

doorki

I don't buy my eggs. I forage for them in the wilds of Patagonia. Only way to go. The rest of you guys are just poisoning yourselves!

cmcollins001

I don't like eggs.

Oooh oooh oooh!

In for egg's are just a chicken's period!

Who remembers THAT comment?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

rassha01

4-6 eggs/breakfast, yea I'm going to the gorcery store!

gzus7freek

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

Warchortle

Does the farmer have a daughter?

Yes, her name is Heather, but she's 12 years old. What do you do?

Laughed out loud -_-

Mother_Superior

Tried both, can't tell the difference. I buy cheaper and more.

rml_16

Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!

What kind of processing do you think they go through?

Zaniejane

I'll spend four times the amount if I think there's a possibility that the chickens have spent some time outside.

gzus7freek

Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!

What kind of processing do you think they go through?

Steamed cleaned and checked for babies inside!!
I have cracked too many eggs with partly formed babies in them!!!

GAG!!! GROSS!!!

_crafty_

Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!

What kind of processing do you think they go through?

cleanse

horsewhisper91

Farmer. I support my local farms and home grown is fresher than the stuff on the store shelves, in my opinion.

Besides I could just get fresh eggs from the few chickens we have over at the stable I work at.

Contrarian

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

JenAndSome

Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!

What kind of processing do you think they go through?

Steamed cleaned and checked for babies inside!!
I have cracked too many eggs with partly formed babies in them!!!

GAG!!! GROSS!!!

In some places that is a delicacy.

Candi_land

Grocery store because I'm poor. But then again I also like spam so..

UsedToBeHusky

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

Because its chicken menstruation... LOL! :laugh:

doctorsookie

grocery... I love supporting local farmers, but I really can't afford it. I remember when a dozen eggs cost .99. LOL, showing my age.

doorki

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

technically, the emerge from the cloaca, which is kind of a swiss army knife of output.

elainecroft

I've seen too many movies about horrid conditions for chickens on farms - I buy the $4.00 organic or local eggs at the grocery store. I'd get them from a farmer if I had time/opportunity.

gzus7freek

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

Actually NO that does not help!!!

Contrarian

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

technically, the emerge from the cloaca, which is kind of a swiss army knife of output.

That must save them oodles of time.

Luvmesumkenny

Does the farmer have a daughter?

HAHA! Does the Farmer drive a Big Green Tractor???

Chief_Rocka

I'll spend four times the amount if I think there's a possibility that the chickens have spent some time outside.

Ha ha, nice

_crafty_

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

technically, the emerge from the cloaca, which is kind of a swiss army knife of output.

best.description.ever

flumi_f

a dozen eggs for 99 cents? sounds fishy, I choose farmer.

That's the way they tast too. Definitely farmer of free range, if possible organic from the farm next door...bought some today.

gzus7freek

odusgolp

I want a Swiss Army Knife orifice now.

ryry_

Bacon.

Only right answer so far

odusgolp

I just cannot make myself eat an egg straight out of a chicken's butt!
Must buy my eggs from the store after they get processed!!
YES I KNOW ALL EGGS COME OUT OF A CHICKENS BUT, SO SUE ME I'M WEIRD!!!!

They actually come out of a chicken's vagina, if that helps.

Actually NO that does not help!!!

But God made the Cloaca. He does nothing wrong.