Average Girls and Guys

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  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
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    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    but if it was more better would it still be considered average?

    It would be average more better = better than average
  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
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    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

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    I think this hand would break my dainty foot, tell your friend I'm not interested 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    0i6q9cg9x3uw.jpeg

    I think this hand would break my dainty foot, tell your friend I'm not interested 😂

    😳 Tell your friend I said hey 😏
  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    0i6q9cg9x3uw.jpeg

    I think this hand would break my dainty foot, tell your friend I'm not interested 😂

    😳 Tell your friend I said hey 😏

    You know what they say 🤐
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    I'm average at everything. I excel at nothing. I'm an ok friend. I'm ok daughter. I'm ok mom. I feel ok about eating waffles for dinner and cold pizza for breakfast. I'm ok at walking, I rarely trip.
  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,152 Member
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    Definitely an average guy - but i'm a dreamer - so i like to think that I'm above average
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    renydo2 wrote: »
    Definitely an average guy - but i'm a dreamer - so i like to think that I'm above average

    You're my spirit animal
  • ZenDream
    ZenDream Posts: 208 Member
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    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    but if it was more better would it still be considered average?

    It would be average more better = better than average

    So is average more better the same as gooder than good? Inquiring minds...
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I would settle for just slightly below average.

    But what is your definition of "average"?

    Toyota Camry
    Cheeseburger & Fries
    Levi's
    5'11"
    Shimano 105

    2010 Toyota Camry
    Hamburger and Fritos
    Lee’s
    5’10”, more than average for female
    Shiva what?

    Looks I’m pretty average.

  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
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    ZenDream wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    but if it was more better would it still be considered average?

    It would be average more better = better than average

    So is average more better the same as gooder than good? Inquiring minds...

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  • ZenDream
    ZenDream Posts: 208 Member
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    ZenDream wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    but if it was more better would it still be considered average?

    It would be average more better = better than average

    So is average more better the same as gooder than good? Inquiring minds...

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    I know, right? It's perplexing.
  • briscogun
    briscogun Posts: 1,135 Member
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    How can I tell if I'm average?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    I'm a below average cat. Do I belong here?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I would settle for just slightly below average.

    But what is your definition of "average"?

    Toyota Camry
    Cheeseburger & Fries
    Levi's
    5'11"
    Shimano 105

    2010 Toyota Camry
    Hamburger and Fritos
    Lee’s
    5’10”, more than average for female
    Shiva what?

    Looks I’m pretty average.

    Shimano 105


    We all aspire to Dura Ace.

    Amiright?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    Some of you are way too “quirky” to call yourselves average.
  • zackboomer
    zackboomer Posts: 68 Member
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    I'm average height and weight
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    Some of you are way too “quirky” to call yourselves average.

    I'm probably like average quirky 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    Although in rl most of my coworkers just think I'm odd 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Plus, have you seen you?🔥
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Some of you are way too “quirky” to call yourselves average.

    I'm probably like average quirky 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    Although in rl most of my coworkers just think I'm odd 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Plus, have you seen you?🔥

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    Right back at ya Ms March...
    Or was it April by then... I can't remember