Post a lie about the person above
Replies
-
He said the safe word was "yes". He said yes to everything but I thought it really meant yes but I guess he was just trying to save himself.0
-
Is pregnant wit @chrisjuvers love child..part human part silicone
0 -
Laughed when I said the safe word, demanded I say it in German. Knows I don't speak German.0
-
Learned German in the weeks to come0
-
Pretends not to know English either, no ones buying it.0
-
Sometimes doesn't talk at all. Typically when she is in predator mode.0
-
Knows this because he asks me not to speak words with my mouth when I try to persuade him. He said and I quote "actions speak louder than words."0
-
She just hit her 1k0
-
He decided to keep the safe word a secret. He asks me to duct tape his mouth so he cannot use it.0
-
Asks to be called mistress ..0
-
Calls everyone mistress0
-
Begs to call people mistress.0
-
She is a memorabilia collector for the movie 'Dude, Where's My Car?' and even got tattoos on her back that say 'Sweet' and 'Dude' which she regularly flashes at random people on the subway and asks "What does my tattoo say?" in her best Ashton Kutcher voice.1
-
Is trying to desperately get "Dude where's my car 2" produced.1
-
This content has been removed.
-
Is from the year 2157 ..she is actually a brain in a glass jar..but her consciousness chose the above body to manifest in ..1
-
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Is from the year 2157 ..she is actually a brain in a glass jar..but her consciousness chose the above body to manifest in ..
She survived a plane crashing into a volcano0 -
He shaves his arm and legs0
-
This content has been removed.
-
-
She steals old ladies granny panties0
-
She really loves me 0
-
Not only does he steal granny panties.. he collects old bras as well0
-
She has done it with nicholas cage0
-
He Photoshops his face on buff bodies. Photoshopping level: master0
-
She's a bat0
-
She was a mouse until she ate an ant0
-
Haha whaaattt
He suffers from amnesia jumbles his words0 -
She can only speak in limericks.0
-
She dated superman and now left him for calvin harris 0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.8K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.6K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.2K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 444 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.2K Motivation and Support
- 8.2K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4.1K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.3K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions