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Wants to get the hose again.
I grew my beard out for months trying to do that... then just said F'it and shaved.Justpeachy02 wrote: »Braids his beard at bedtime
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Wishes he could show me his hose, again and again... No braiding in the garden area please.0
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Has mostly cucumbers in her garden area.1
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Compares it to a cucumber0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »was just telling me she wanted to become a paleo vegetarian because she loves the cucumbers but needs the meat
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He is gonna be on a Poptart commercial0
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He was jealous she could grow her own cucumbers and didn't need him anymore0
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she spits the pastries out cause she doesnt like the taste0
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Could never satisfy her needs0
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Spitters are quitters!!!
He won't share1 -
She is going to produce it.0
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He is going to direct the next nun in a cucumber patch sequel0
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She wants to star in the cucumber patch sequel.0
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She is the director of the cucumber patch sequel0
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Bathes in the blood of her young and sweet male victims..she's a vampire0
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She will be the Sexy Nun for Halloween this year and is looking for a Father0
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thinks nuns are nekkid under thier clothes0
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Wishes nuns were naked under there0
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Wants to start a gang of "naked under there" nuns that hang out in a cucumber patch.0
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Gropes the priest every Sunday..he likes it
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She's an angel0
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Doesn't need to be an angel, already is0
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She's the devil disguised as an angel...using those horns to hold up that stolen halo.0
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She stole my halo after getting me drunk0
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I sold drinks to bonny0
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