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eva_letsdance

Looks miserable on his profile pic

mjroone

LOL...

Actually cant dance

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Verchild

Is silently trapped in a old noir film. Can't figure out how to turn life back to color.

eva_letsdance

She only dances tango

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eva_letsdance

....will never go blond

drbuzzard91

takes colored pictures

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Verchild

Is made out of tangerines.

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Chrisjuvers

Has diabetes from all the jelly beans

Verchild

Is sad she hasn't had any jelly beans.

drbuzzard91

found the jelly beans

Verchild

Is a trained medical professional.

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Chrisjuvers

Asks me if I'd like my 'lady garage' examined. She knows a place to get it done.

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eva_letsdance

She cant stop holding strangers hands

Verchild

Keeps asking where this lady garage is for "research" reasons.

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Chrisjuvers

Pretends he doesn't know directions to the lady garage

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Verchild

Keeps trying to show me, I keep explaining that church is not the time or place for those directions.

Chrisjuvers

Demands I call him Father Matt..

Mikel4321

has a closet full of whips and paddles

candiinprogress

This is the 4,321st time he has joined MFP. He just misses that newbie feeling

Verchild

Knows because she follows him around making sure she knows about his new accounts.

candiinprogress

Is just jealous that I don't stalk his multiple accounts. Yet...

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