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Chrisjuvers

Asks me to send her hump day pics, promises not to post them in the selfie forum

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Mikel4321

Spanked me and did not call me sallie

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Chrisjuvers

She found he didn't have a Willie but a Sally instead

Mikel4321

Dont you bring my willie into this!

She has a full-size cardboard cutout of Ronald McDonald in her closet

Verchild

Actually calls it jester. Has a hat for him and everything.

ClubSilencio

is a legendary backyard wrestler in his town of 550 people

Chrisjuvers

Begs me to wash his beard and groom him from head to toe. I always tell him No.

ClubSilencio

has a special edition lingerie set of christmas cards she sends out to the hot in-laws

Chrisjuvers

Is already asking where his card is (he's an in law)

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ClubSilencio

calls up an in-law when she needs some beaver meat

Chrisjuvers

He offers his meat to all the ladies.

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Mikel4321

uses a riding crop for more than just the horses

slimgirljo15

He has a red cheek ..I know cause I just spanked it

Chrisjuvers

Offers his detachable beard to use as a saddle

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Mikel4321

is secretly jealous of my detachable beard and chest hair upholstery

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jgkoutr

Sunglasses hide his lazy eye

slimgirljo15

Licked custard off my toes

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mjroone

Has loafers made of gophers

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slimgirljo15

Has a pet beaver she wants to show everyone

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mjroone

bulldozes sand into the ocean to help speed up erosion

slimgirljo15

Smuggles ferrets in his underwear across the border