Post a lie about the person above

synchkat

She came to my house and stole all my pudding

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Gimsteinn

She's been drinking and has some cigars on ice

Verchild

Wants me to dip my beard in pudding.

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Gimsteinn

She doesn't own a pair of socks

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mjroone

Is on a journey for the perfect glass of milk

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Gimsteinn

Designed that staff! (Hey make one for me!)

mjroone

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

he has a special staff that glows when good ice cream is nearby

@LiftingLady5 Seriously couldnt we all use that...

brushes her teeth with her toes.

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mjroone

Sprays all trick-or-treaters with dirty fish tank water on Halloween.

Gimsteinn

He's never been out trick or treating

Verchild

Hands candy to strangers 364 days of the year. Except Halloween.

rebel_26

Is wondering when the spider will do its dissent from the ceiling so he can go all "punisher" on it

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pdm3547

Self-flaggelates with nettles

novio50

Can dunk a basketball on 10ft high rim

rebel_26

pdm3547 wrote: »

Self-flaggelates with nettles

Off to google I go on this one.

Novio is really 70 he wears his age quite well . Every time I see him I think of the gorillaz (virtual band) and I have no idea why

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slimgirljo15

Visits the old folks home and seductively eats bananas to see if she can induce a heart attack

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slimgirljo15

Already has a portfolio of 6 estates from deceased old folks home residents ..man can she eat a banana

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slimgirljo15

I hold the record ..but she is practicing a lot with a cucumber and plotting my downfall

Chrisjuvers

Gets cucumbers delivered by the truck load. Invites me over to practice with her. This is what best friends are for.

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Teemo_sucks

The person above me is secretly a robot who was made to be so attractive so that she can infiltrate her way in to the government and learn all their secrets to the advantage of the future robot race.

jgkoutr

She pickles w her eggs