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Goes to Korean restaurants and orders her food in Chinese, throws a fit when they don't understand her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Took a job as a Male Dancer to support his addiction to Funyuns

MJFSH

Is engaged to my gf

slimgirljo15

Has a burger and fries every morning

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LL5lifts wrote: »

She really enjoys going to bakeries and making overweight customers cry by staring at them in a condescending manner while they make their purchase.

That sounds very specific, almost like its from experience

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benstronger

She doesn't actually lift

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LL5lifts wrote: »

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LL5lifts wrote: »

She really enjoys going to bakeries and making overweight customers cry by staring at them in a condescending manner while they make their purchase.

That sounds very specific, almost like its from experience

So...you are calling me fat.

haha no, like you do that to other people

MJFSH

He recognized the behaviour, because that's what he does also!

ClubSilencio

She wears a tank top to the gym that says Make Aerobics Great Again.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She invented skinny Jeans for Men

slimgirljo15

Her lipstick colour is tattooed on

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Her hair is naturally Purple.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's a natural Ginger

slimgirljo15

She is actually 6'5"

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She wears enormous platform shoes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's about the size of an Oompa Loompa

Linlou125

She has false teeth that don't fit well and fall out when she's trying to eat.

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Cat-fished @ChooseToBeHappy125 to his town, introducing himself as the professional salsa dancer with mocha complexion.

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epr3996 wrote: »

After we video chatted one day she fell so in love with me she moved to the city where I live and discovered I was her knight in shining Armor!

Ummmm, that's not a lie!

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Cat-fished @ChooseToBeHappy125 to his town, introducing himself as the professional salsa dancer with mocha complexion.

That is too funny!

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jbirdgreen

Goes to the grocery store specifically to squeeze Charmin.

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jbirdgreen

Made a real life angry birds game in his backyard. The neighbors and chickens aren't happy.

musclegood_fatbad

Likes to snuggle with porcupines.

mellecita

Is hairier than Chewbacca under that shirt

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