Post a lie about the person above

jcstevens86

She stole all my suites

Sadlyinwar

He gave em to me

jcstevens86

Has googly eyes for me

Svanel

So not cute

Sadlyinwar

Has a collection of eyes floating in jars in his basement.

jcstevens86

Svanel wrote: »

So not cute

Lies

jcstevens86

Sadlyinwar wrote: »

Has a collection of eyes floating in jars in his basement.

Likes tellin my secrets

slimgirljo15

Is an exotic dancer on Saturdays, jumps out of cakes

jcstevens86

Licks cake icing off me when i jump out cakes

Sadlyinwar

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Is an exotic dancer on Saturdays, jumps out of cakes

Usually hires a group of exotic dancers for her amusement

jcstevens86

Wants me to be her personal stripper

slimgirljo15

jcstevens86 wrote: »

Licks cake icing off me when i jump out cakes

Hey..that was our secret ..

Lapdances for a living

jcstevens86

Loves my lap dances

slimgirljo15

Has all my money down his thong

Sadlyinwar

Needs to budget

jcstevens86

Gives me all her singles in my thong

jcstevens86

Payed me in fake currency

slimgirljo15

Has my handprint on his *kitten*

jcstevens86

Loves the taste of my vanilla

jcstevens86

Known to cause a woody or 2

Sadlyinwar

Run away and joined the circus aged 6

slimgirljo15

jcstevens86 wrote: »

Known to cause a woody or 2

Have you seen her?.. thats not a lie silly

Just had 4 burgers, 3 shakes and a pineapple for breakfast

jcstevens86

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

jcstevens86 wrote: »

Known to cause a woody or 2

Have you seen her?.. thats not a lie silly

No i javent lol

Sadlyinwar

Plays with her food

jcstevens86

Wants to feed me grapes

slimgirljo15

Snorts washing powder to clean his sinuses

jcstevens86

Sells me soap powder and tells me its her personal stash

slimgirljo15

True story ^^ :laugh: suckerrrrr

jcstevens86

Installed hidden cams in my shower

slimgirljo15

jcstevens86 wrote: »

Installed hidden cams in my shower

Ughh again..not a lie


Has an 8" forked tongue