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Can't run far.0
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Hasn't gotten l@id since summer of 69! lol
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is not obsessed with number 690
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Male cross dresser0
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Drag queen0
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Dances on weekends under the name "rainbow sparkles sugar pants" 0
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Is the infamous motorboat murderer.0
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Was suffocated to death by the Motorboat Murderer. May he rest in peace!1
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Haunted by a victim of the motorist murderer.0
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Or motorboat0
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Those are actually just damp coffee grounds on his face0
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Sprays those abs on0
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It's a flavoured spray and she licks off every inch before bed so it doesn't stain the sheets.1
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True story ^^
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Doesn't even like the male body0
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Doesn’t know the difference between a hammer and a nail0
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He nailed.. ermm he hammered.. uhh what's the question?
He eats ice cream for breakfast0 -
Cleaned every inch of glass in Kew Gardens greenhouses with that tongue.0
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That’s not her tongue0
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They're false teeth ^^
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She likes swinging on vines0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Merkin, Jo, it's a merkin.1 -
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His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten* 0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten*
Well, beaver hair was unavailable....
Wants to stroke his merkin1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten*
Well, beaver hair was unavailable....
Wants to stroke his merkin
Thats not a lie :laugh:
Wears ballet flats and a tutu in the same colour as his hair..0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten*
Well, beaver hair was unavailable....
Wants to stroke his merkin
Thats not a lie :laugh:
Wears ballet flats and a tutu in the same colour as his hair..
Only on Wednesdays, Thursdays, oh and Friday through Tuesday.
Likes to moon at police officers.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten*
Well, beaver hair was unavailable....
Wants to stroke his merkin
Thats not a lie :laugh:
Wears ballet flats and a tutu in the same colour as his hair..
Only on Wednesdays, Thursdays, oh and Friday through Tuesday.
Likes to moon at police officers.
Well they were cute officers
Is trying to start a new trend at work.. no pants Thursday.0
I really did almost say that 
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