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Post a lie about the person above
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That's actually not a lie - I always have one day sans-underpants at work a week.
Has stolen all my underpants, making every day a no-pants day.0 -
I didn't steal them, you swapped for my thongs.. you said you liked how they make your *kitten* look
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Wears mens boxers backwards b/c she likes the hole in front in the back1
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Liquor in the front, poker in the rear....
By choice, eats 9lbs of raw tofu for breakfast every morning.
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Can't carry a tune to save his life0
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Once wore a mankini he'd crafted out of al dente pasta.0
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Ate the pasta afterwards1
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Works in a spa giving men wax jobs on their backs0
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Does the men's Brazilian wax jobs0
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a man with a brazilian just looks like a sundial at noon.
Makes himself a pube consumé from the wax jobs1 -
Has his pubes dyed red to match his mohawk.0
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I thought this thread was supposed to be a lie about the person above, not a tmi truth!
Wishes he still had pubes after that freak accident at the barbecue burnt them all off.
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That's his natural hair colour0
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He tried out for baywatch but David Hosselhoff got the role.0
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Spelz gudder den mos1
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Eats nothing but carbs0
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Would never be seen in red0
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Is kinda mean to everybody0
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puts pictures of MFP women on the wall and throws darts at them laughing and drinking beer0
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Distills her own moonshine0
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Is hiding in my cupboard0
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Says she won't let me out until my tan has faded0
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jamesakrobinson wrote: »Saus she won't let me out until my tan has faded .. He's actually as white as rice.. thats 3 litres of spray tan 0
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There's a sunlamp in this cupboard that she won't turn off, and since she took my clothes too I'm developing a sunburn in some seriously uncomfortable places.0
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Really does have a sunburnt *kitten* 0
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Is stockpiling aloe plants to rub on his sunburn when she lets him out0
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Rides a tricycle to work with training wheels0
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Sells bootleg copies of Mad Max and Crocodile Dundee out of her car trunk0
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Has webbed toes0
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has a pet spider0
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