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He's very annoying
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Steals leg photos from google0
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Half her photos are of his legs0
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He's the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west.0
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God that dude is fat lol0
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Doesn't know how to drive, but does car Selfies because she thinks they are the thing!1
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She stole those shoes from a thrift shop1
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Doesn't actually need glasses0
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Those arent his teeth, but the neighbours dentures1
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Got her tongue stuck to a flag pole before1
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Couldn't lift. So went home.0
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Never showed up for our date
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Is so bad at cooking guys run away0
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Has eaten human.. oh wait..I mean cooked human
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Locks guys in her basement to test out her cooking. Had 20, now down to 3.1
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liftorgohome wrote: »Locks guys in her basement to test out her cooking. Had 20, now down to 3.
Has a cast iron gut, has eaten in my basement0 -
Thinks that making jello is a meal!0
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Takes his false teeth out to eat jelly0
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Is a sufferer of Vagina Dentata0
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Enjoys letting off silent farts as he walks past the elderly0
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trixitrash wrote: »Enjoys letting off silent farts as he walks past the elderly
This is supposed to be a lie...
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trixitrash wrote: »Enjoys letting off silent farts as he walks past the elderly
This is supposed to be a lie...
I said silent though, not thunderous bum trumpets!1 -
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He stood me up on prom night to play bingo with his mom2
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She's not irish. Just likes to wear shamrocks0
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He does mamograms in a dark alley for free0
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Does prostate exams in the next alley over and pays a dollar.0
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Does hernia checks the alley next to me 1
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Collects stool samples. Not for any medical reason, just thinks they're Pokémon and wants to collect them all.
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