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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He once walked 5 km out of his way cause he was following a pretty girland forgot where he lived
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  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Tries to make accounting sexy
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He once walked 5 km out of his way cause he was following a pretty girland forgot where he lived

    Haha! I once got totally lost in the back streets of Amsterdam. Decided to use the Dirk Gently method of navigation which involves finding someone who looks like they know where they're going. That the person I chose to follow had long blonde hair and tight slacks had nothing to do with it. That she headed straight for the train-station - where I wanted to be to get back to Leiden - was a bonus.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He once walked 5 km out of his way cause he was following a pretty girland forgot where he lived

    Haha! I once got totally lost in the back streets of Amsterdam. Decided to use the Dirk Gently method of navigation which involves finding someone who looks like they know where they're going. That the person I chose to follow had long blonde hair and tight slacks had nothing to do with it. That she headed straight for the train-station - where I wanted to be to get back to Leiden - was a bonus.

    So not really a lie
    The lie is he's afraid of kittens
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Thinks Tim Horton was a Dr. Seuss character.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Has never had a beaver tail because he's a vegetarian
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Isn't really a mess...he just accidentally typed an "m" when he created his username
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Only dates twins because she thinks threesomes are kinky.
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
    wishes he was a twin to have the threesome
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Margaret is an internation spy working for the Russian government
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    LOL so she's an American politician?
    Sorry! I couldn't resist! :D

    Above has what she calls a collection of troll dolls but they're actually just the neighborhood cats thst she's shaved.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works as a cage dancer dressed only in a thong on Saturday night at Big Bens Biker bar :D
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Pushes the burley bear bikers out of the way and fills my thong with singles. (and usually scrounges around for change while she's in there!)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hasn't noticed that the singles are actually just strips of newspaper.. :p
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Is an internet billionaire
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Auditioned for every Disney Princess role since Pocahontas but alas has been heartbroken every time (so far... never give up on your dreams man)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Actually he dreams of being Pocohontas..or Cinderella, he's not picky :p
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Night time DJ at her local radio station
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Says she skates... but is referring to roller disco. ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was the top female figure skater of 1992.. before her op
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Does Sex reassignment surgeries in her basement for a discounted rate
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was my first customer :D
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    Is hung like a seahorse :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    Can't swim.. grew moobs as flotation devices
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    Is not jealous of my MOOBS
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Breast feeds kittens..

    And thats not a lie..I am jealous of your magnificent moobs :p
  • ryanthegreat314
    ryanthegreat314 Posts: 1,394 Member
    She plays with my moobs all the time
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has pierced nipples

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