Post a lie about the person above

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AliNouveau

Today he's wearing his dressiest towel. It's quite beautiful. He showed me very formal

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slimgirljo15

Has nothing under the towel.. anatomically he looks like a ken doll

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AliNouveau

He's Steve from Des Moines and he owns the local donut shop

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slimgirljo15

Her eyes swivel so she can see in any direction even behind her

@imfornd is my next door neighbour

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AliNouveau

imfornd wrote: »

AliNouveau wrote: »

He's Steve from Des Moines and he owns the local donut shop

The creamy filling is the best part

Because you use the highest quality whipping cream?

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slimgirljo15

Can suck a watermelon through a garden hose.

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finny11122

Tells her surf board bedtime stories

mybfisred

Ties knots in unsuspecting strangers shoes then videos their fumbles ...was funny till I busted my nose

ilfaith

Once tried to stuff me in their pocket.

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slimgirljo15

Has never had a pocket..

Fit4Anarchy

She was stalking me all last year! Like in my bushes stalking!

slimgirljo15

He caught me and gave me a sound spanking ..

ilfaith

She did NOT enjoy that spanking one bit.

SojournerThirteen

Does not like deserts one bit

AliNouveau

Once ate dessert in the desert and complained there was sand in his jello

finny11122

She plans on being a streaker during the super bowl

slimgirljo15

Will be watching the streaking event

ilfaith

cares deeply about the Super Bowl, because she's a rabid Philadelphia Eagles fan

TEQWAR

Travels everywhere on a unicycle.

bigjuicy1234

Is an alligator wrestler for extra money