Post a lie about the person above

Mattty79

Teaches pole dancing on the weekends

AliNouveau

Those aren't his kids. He rents kids for pictures to make him appear more approachable

YosemiteSlamAK

Those are actually her kids, she charged Matty $50 for his picture

juliedesabrais

He was the photographer

YosemiteSlamAK

She was the stylist

slimgirljo15

Wears a hot pink merkin on his head on Freaky Fridays

YosemiteSlamAK

Made my merkin out of hair she stole from @TEQWAR's hairbrush

MargaretLunan

is my best friend

Shredder583

MargaretLunan wrote: »

is my best friend

Margaret was the first woman to swim the English Channel!

slimgirljo15

Wears a fish costume to advertise the local seafood restaurant

Mattty79

Was the last person the wear that said costume!

VelociraptorEyes

Walked on the Red Carpet of the 60th Annual Grammy's.....

slimgirljo15

Is to be the ring bearer at Prince Harrys wedding

VelociraptorEyes

He loathes attention

liftorgohome

He tried out for Erkle on that TV show.

ilfaith

He bought a fake passport from William Jones

liftorgohome

She was on dancing with the stars until she fell off of the stage and sprained her ankle

AliNouveau

Choreographer for Broadway shows

Mattty79

She lives in a cardboard box

liftorgohome

He feeds her leftover tuna melt sandwiches to survive

mybfisred

He wears a cape to bed ...just in case he needs to save the night

TEQWAR

Changed her name to "The Night" hoping to be saved.

ilfaith

That is his natural haircolor

slimgirljo15

Has won Wimbledon 4 times

Mattty79

Is 7 feet tall

slimgirljo15

Is 4'1"

liftorgohome

Has the biggest camel toe you ever saw

slimgirljo15

liftorgohome wrote: »

Has the biggest camel toe you ever saw

so does he/she :laugh:

liftorgohome

Likes to wear tight spanex shorts

mybfisred

Peels bananas with his toes