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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2021
    He likes to bite
    Hannibal Lecter is based on him 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She likes to lick
    post stamps, envelopes and frozen flag poles
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He likes to lick
    Random produce at the grocery store.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She likes to lick
    armpits 😄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Likes for her armpits to be licked 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Likes for her armpits to be licked 😏

    Not a lie, you know I love it when you lick my armpit 🤭😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    she’s British
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    she’s British

    :o

    She has a basement full of missing mfp ladies
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    There’s not a single MFP user in her basement.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She spent the day in the ocean

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  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    she has an addiction to eating bleach powder
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s a famous YouTuber
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She the mother of my child 😃😆
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She doesn’t pay child support 😤😁
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She called our son Cocoa Puffs after her fave cereal.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,443 Member
    She doesn't eat chocolate
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Refuses to wear clothing in the rain as its too clingy when wet
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wore clothes all the time even in the shower!😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was big Bob Jones burly trucker from Texas before the "op" and he became the beauty you see now.. isn't medicine amazing 😃😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She was big Bob Jones burly trucker from Texas before the "op" and he became the beauty you see now.. isn't medicine amazing 😃😂

    She got boob implants on her back!

    PS
    Have I told you lately that I love you?😂💝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She was big Bob Jones burly trucker from Texas before the "op" and he became the beauty you see now.. isn't medicine amazing 😃😂

    She got boob implants on her back!

    PS
    Have I told you lately that I love you?😂💝

    Not lately 😆🤗🥰

    🤫 Shhh the boob implants are a secret .. its so I look boobilicious from both sides 🤣
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She sends me daily boob pics to show she’s still boobilicious.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited July 2021
    She likes taking selfies while in the tub.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He leaves work early on Fridays to go to the spa. First week of the month he gets a mani/pedi, second a facial, third his favourite…waxing, and fourth a special massage from Sven.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her real name is Sven and she gives special massages 😳🤭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited July 2021
    She’d know as she’s my best client. 😈
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s the best mfp massage therapist! Add her and you’ll find out.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited July 2021
    She's her Pymp! 🤫🤣
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    she knows because she is part of the industry 🤭
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She's number 3 on the FBI's most wanted.

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