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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Refuses to wear clothing in the rain as its too clingy when wet
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wore clothes all the time even in the shower!😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was big Bob Jones burly trucker from Texas before the "op" and he became the beauty you see now.. isn't medicine amazing 😃😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She was big Bob Jones burly trucker from Texas before the "op" and he became the beauty you see now.. isn't medicine amazing 😃😂

    She got boob implants on her back!

    PS
    Have I told you lately that I love you?😂💝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She was big Bob Jones burly trucker from Texas before the "op" and he became the beauty you see now.. isn't medicine amazing 😃😂

    She got boob implants on her back!

    PS
    Have I told you lately that I love you?😂💝

    Not lately 😆🤗🥰

    🤫 Shhh the boob implants are a secret .. its so I look boobilicious from both sides 🤣
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She sends me daily boob pics to show she’s still boobilicious.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited July 2021
    She likes taking selfies while in the tub.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He leaves work early on Fridays to go to the spa. First week of the month he gets a mani/pedi, second a facial, third his favourite…waxing, and fourth a special massage from Sven.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her real name is Sven and she gives special massages 😳🤭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited July 2021
    She’d know as she’s my best client. 😈
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s the best mfp massage therapist! Add her and you’ll find out.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited July 2021
    She's her Pymp! 🤫🤣
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    she knows because she is part of the industry 🤭
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She's number 3 on the FBI's most wanted.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    And he’s #1 on the FBI most wanted list, I looked it up! Same picture.😳
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    And he’s #1 on the FBI most wanted list, I looked it up! Same picture.😳

    You suppose to tell a lie. 😁

    She's a hitwoman for the mob.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    He is the Italian mob
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    He invited me over for pizza once but wouldn’t let me in.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited July 2021
    Oops! She speaks with a British accent.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She beat up Chuck Norris for his lunch money.
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    he won a boxing match against the Rock
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Cruella Deville's Love Child
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Cruella Deville's Love Child

    how did you know 😏
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Keeps hair clippings of ex lovers in a heart shaped box
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Moonlights as a Dominatrix 😉
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s a PDT, professional dominatrix trainer.
  • CurvyEmmy
    CurvyEmmy Posts: 225 Member
    edited July 2021
    She has a tattoo on her butt (maybe not a lie?) :smiley:
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    she had to get her exs name tattoo removed from her wrist
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She forgoes vowels all the time in work emails. It’s part of her creative process.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her go to saying is "Not only is oatmeal DELICIOUS, but good for the complexion as well".

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