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  • charlesdjstanley
    charlesdjstanley Posts: 264 Member
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    Or motorboat
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    Those are actually just damp coffee grounds on his face
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Sprays those abs on
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    It's a flavoured spray and she licks off every inch before bed so it doesn't stain the sheets.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    True story ^^ :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    Doesn't even like the male body
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Doesn’t know the difference between a hammer and a nail
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He nailed.. ermm he hammered.. uhh what's the question? :D

    He eats ice cream for breakfast
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Cleaned every inch of glass in Kew Gardens greenhouses with that tongue.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Cleaned every inch of glass in Kew Gardens greenhouses with that tongue.

    Thats a wig ^^
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    That’s not her tongue
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    They're false teeth ^^ :#
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She likes swinging on vines
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Cleaned every inch of glass in Kew Gardens greenhouses with that tongue.

    Thats a wig ^^

    Merkin, Jo, it's a merkin.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Cleaned every inch of glass in Kew Gardens greenhouses with that tongue.

    Thats a wig ^^

    Merkin, Jo, it's a merkin.

    :o I really did almost say that :D

    Has a different coloured merkin for every day of the week
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Cleaned every inch of glass in Kew Gardens greenhouses with that tongue.

    Thats a wig ^^

    Merkin, Jo, it's a merkin.

    :o I really did almost say that :D

    Has a different coloured merkin for every day of the week

    The bright pink one is my favourite. :)

    Is jealous of my merkin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited November 2017
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    His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten* :D
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten* :D

    Well, beaver hair was unavailable....

    Wants to stroke his merkin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten* :D

    Well, beaver hair was unavailable....

    Wants to stroke his merkin

    Thats not a lie :laugh:

    Wears ballet flats and a tutu in the same colour as his hair..
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten* :D

    Well, beaver hair was unavailable....

    Wants to stroke his merkin

    Thats not a lie :laugh:

    Wears ballet flats and a tutu in the same colour as his hair..

    Only on Wednesdays, Thursdays, oh and Friday through Tuesday.

    Likes to moon at police officers.