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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    His merkin is made of cat hair so he can tell everyone he has a *kitten* :D

    Well, beaver hair was unavailable....

    Wants to stroke his merkin

    Thats not a lie :laugh:

    Wears ballet flats and a tutu in the same colour as his hair..

    Only on Wednesdays, Thursdays, oh and Friday through Tuesday.

    Likes to moon at police officers.

    Well they were cute officers :p

    Is trying to start a new trend at work.. no pants Thursday.
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    That's actually not a lie - I always have one day sans-underpants at work a week. :)

    Has stolen all my underpants, making every day a no-pants day.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I didn't steal them, you swapped for my thongs.. you said you liked how they make your *kitten* look :p
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Wears mens boxers backwards b/c she likes the hole in front in the back
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear....


    By choice, eats 9lbs of raw tofu for breakfast every morning.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Can't carry a tune to save his life
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Once wore a mankini he'd crafted out of al dente pasta.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Ate the pasta afterwards
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Works in a spa giving men wax jobs on their backs
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Does the men's Brazilian wax jobs
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    a man with a brazilian just looks like a sundial at noon.

    Makes himself a pube consumé from the wax jobs
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Has his pubes dyed red to match his mohawk.
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    I thought this thread was supposed to be a lie about the person above, not a tmi truth! :D

    Wishes he still had pubes after that freak accident at the barbecue burnt them all off.

  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    That's his natural hair colour
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He tried out for baywatch but David Hosselhoff got the role.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    Spelz gudder den mos
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Eats nothing but carbs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Would never be seen in red
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Is kinda mean to everybody
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    edited November 2017
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    puts pictures of MFP women on the wall and throws darts at them laughing and drinking beer

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