Post a lie about the person above

tibo1783

wishes he had glue right now

Spnneil06

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Only because she stuck it in my pants and ran when she was made!

These are supposed to be falsehoods, plus my hands were already down your pants and the glue got stuck, do I have to say it again?

DessyDemi

just called me for a pot of glue for tomorrow

Spnneil06

Makes millions of this glue

tibo1783

goes on witch hunts on a nightly basis

mattyc772014

says english glue lasts longer

Stoshew71

wishes she had my glue in her pants

Spnneil06

tells me he has glue in his pants so I'll check.

Stoshew71

Spnneil06 wrote: »

tells me he has glue in his pants so I'll check.

she fell for it. ;-)

tibo1783

just took stock in Elmers

Spnneil06

Actually believes I fell for it!

tibo1783

believes harry potter is real

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her gateway to the glue addiction started with paste in Kindergarten!

Joshacham

German suplexed a chihuahua into a table.

DessyDemi

claims everyone is addicted to glue here

Spnneil06

Is a self made millionaire, he created toaster strudels.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always knows what he's talking about! ;p

mattyc772014

makes glue in the basement for all the local kids

Stoshew71

no longer has the dog, but mysteriously has plenty of glue all of a sudden

Spnneil06

Stole matty's dog to make glue!

Stoshew71

stole everything in my kitchen to make tomales

DessyDemi

runs off the fat from her tamales

Spnneil06

moved next door to me so she can watch me.

Stoshew71

moved next door to her cause my tomales were not good enough

Spnneil06

He totally hates me.

Stoshew71

She is totally into me

tibo1783

he thinks hes the flash

Spnneil06

Told me he was taking me on a cruise, found out it was a river rafting trip at the local amusement park!

DessyDemi

gives the public a naked balcony dance every morning

FabulousFantasticFifty

Definitely is spying on spnneil!