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Sinistrous

Collects seashells, uses hot glue gun to make them into slinky underwear, gives them to the homeless.

Spnneil06

Paid DessyDemi to spy on me and report any suspicious behavior.

DessyDemi

likes to scare people into doing stuff

Sinistrous

Thinks fear was the motivator. Did not take into account how much I want to steal that snowflake beanie.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is obsessed with Beanies and has quite a collection of them that she has stolen from unsuspecting people with cold heads!

DessyDemi

loves being visited my male strippers

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She doesn't do THAT on the first date

DessyDemi

he doesnt wish he was my first date

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

That I was her first date

FabulousFantasticFifty

He has no sense of Humor and is a Prude!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She actually LIKES me

ilfaith

Keeps a bunch of roasted chickens and ducks hanging in his window Chinatown style.

Go_Mizzou99

Has a vintage Thighmaster autographed by Suzanne Somers

Spnneil06

Was married to Suzanna Somers in her hotter days!

Misshodge64

Has KU And K state bed covers

Spnneil06

Sleeps in the buff

FabulousFantasticFifty

Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »

Has a vintage Thighmaster autographed by Suzanne Somers

LOL! I use a Thighmaster every night! "If it ain't broke............"

That's how he got into such great shape!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Is a church-going prude

Spnneil06

Would catch of fire if he dared go into a church

tibo1783

Thought open water was a good movie

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Watches nature programs as they titillate him

tibo1783

Watches Barney to get titillated

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL!!!!

gina48ngreat

Has body parts in the trunk

tibo1783

All the selfies gone wrong

kdeaux1959

tibo1783 has never used a cell phone

tibo1783

Is actually a computer program sent by the agents

kdeaux1959

muhahaha...

Knows 14 different languages and is actually a CIA secret agent. His real phone is a shoe phone. His Code name is "Maxwell Smart". I can't say how I know all this.

tibo1783

The agents of Shield did not just go to maxwells house and take him out

khara2012

He speaks 15 different languages, including French, which he LOVES to do....