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He actually blames her0
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Shops for clothes in the Kid section0
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He's jealous because tink hasn't kissed him yet.0
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What she just said was a lie0
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Played the tin man in last years Wizard of Oz0
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Does back flips into a pool filled with ketchup0
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Wants to be on broadway as Donkey in Shrek the Musical.0
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Is part of the Ghostbuster crew
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Simone is actually the horse, total MFP addict!0
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Secretly thinks they are a Super Hero0
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She secretly is a super hero. She goes by the name, "Captain Stapler"0
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He does NOT get ideas of things to post by looking around his desk0
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bwahahaha, I as thinking Office Space but that works too!
He has an affection for his stapler.0 -
She had a love affair with a scotch tape dispenser0
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Hordes office supplies that he steals from others.0
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Lives in a warm climate and just wears the beanie cause its cool0
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He stuffs his pants with toilet paper to make his junk look bigger...0
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He wants you to ask where he got the inspiration for that one0
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Came to my house for dinner, when he left all of my toilet paper was gone! I didn't have a square to spare!0
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Won "The Contest"0
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He watches golden girls every night and laughs his *kitten* off0
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He killed a man once in vegas....just to watch him die0
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Was in love with Johnny Cash0
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Cheered on the tiger at Siegfried and Roy's last show0
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He bought a monkey specially so he could go around making jokes about spanking it0
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Dove into a frozen pool head first thinking it was thawed out.0
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Has found a time machine and frequently travels back to the 80's!0
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Still makes bubbles in her milk with a straw.0
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It's not you...really...0
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Only doesn't show a profile pic because she's so beautiful everyone immediately falls in love!0
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