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her nose twitches when grants wishes0
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Siphons gas from their neighbors cars0
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Steals books from the library to fill gaps on her shelves.0
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Tapped her Ruby Red slippers three times and ended up at Home Depot. Had to go back an re-think what she said. Oh, it's just HOME0
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He only wears pink boxers0
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Stole max's boxers when he was sleeping.0
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Lives in a shoe with all of her children0
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Doesn't know how to tie her own shoes0
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Likes to chew on tin foil0
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Is in the witness protection program after turning on the Keebler Elf and what really goes on in that cookie factory tree.0
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Tells really Bad jokes and is Never entertaining!0
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She fell out of love with me when I foreclosed on the shoe!0
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I bought her shoe and said she can have it back if I remodel it into a clear stilleto heel.0
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He did that just so he can peep when she's in the shower!0
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mattyc772014 wrote: »I bought her shoe and said she can have it back if I remodel it into a clear stilleto heel.
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He did that just so he can peep when she's in the shower!
She would be peeping on me too!
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We mud wrestling every other weekend together for money.0
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They were nekked and the Money was for them to stop!!!0
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(I think he was talking about you, couldn't tell)
She was jealous of my mud wrestling career.0 -
Shes a cabaret dancer in a vegas night club....pasties feathers the whole bit0
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She comes to all my shows and sits in the front row!0
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came to me for a loan so she can see more of my shows.0
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Didnt have to take the loan...she took pity and offered shows for free..0
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Hates posting on forums. Thinks they are too impersonal.0
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That is the note his mommy put in his lunchbox this morning before work.0
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Hit in head with cream filled donut.0
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That he threw at me!0
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Doesn't actually need glasses0
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She never gets hit on0
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