Post a lie about the person above

MathDonkey

She used to be a window washers apprentice

ActiveGuy81

He can't add up 2+1 or other simple math problems.

plant_based_recovery

He absolutely can't stand dogs and is a cat hoarder

MaxPower0102

Cant count past 10 without taking off her bra

SofiaofNY

Was once a successful Nascar driver

Sinistrous

Dresses like a pumpkin to impress their S.O.'s parents.

SofiaofNY

Was once a clogging champion

mscheftg

Knows how to play a tuba with one hand while holding a donut.

MaxPower0102

Can juggle chainsaws

MaxPower0102

Deanna886 wrote: »

Was once a successful Nascar driver

Tell u whut! NO ONE turned left better than me!!!!!

mscheftg

Uses a gallon of hair gel a day

MathDonkey

She flunked out of clown college. Her clown parents were devastated

mscheftg

MathDonkey wrote: »

She flunked out of clown college. Her clown parents were devastated

That's actually a truth... hahaha

Sinistrous

Thought Cajun was spelled "cajon" and kept baking their food inside of a box. Many ovens had to be replaced.

MissInfiniti

She has 7 cats

Cindy4FunFit

Thinks her horse will talk if she hugs it enough.

JackKopCh

Her hair is horrendous!

Cindy4FunFit

Sleeps with a lock of my hair under his pillow.

MissInfiniti

Bites her toenails

jrline

is petrified of horses

MissInfiniti

Despises water

MathDonkey

She is actually a horse riding super hero, righting crime in her horse wherever she goes. She calls herself "the horse shoer"

_Tink_

Uses chocolate like a mud mask all over her body.

jrline

takes 500 selfies everyday

MathDonkey

He lives in a house built out of toothpicks that he stole from various restaurants

jrline

hasn't missed a Justin Bieber concert within 500 miles of him ever

MissInfiniti

Wont date a woman unless she is taller than him

jrline

loves to pose naked on horses

MathDonkey

Loves to sit naked in jacuzzis with all kinds of animals

MissInfiniti

Is afraid of being naked, showers with his underwear on