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Bought me the onesie and I love it. Hers just says "sucker! Yes, I'd like a sucker".0
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Kept calling me a sucker, I thought it was being rude, she was just telling me she's sweet on me.0
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Gets confused when people are nice to her.0
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Sings in a Pat Benetar cover band0
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She tried to tattoo her name on my butt when I was sleeping!
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Sends me grumpy messages every day.0
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...because she ordered me to!0
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Asked me to sing "love is a Battlefield" at her Birthday party. Again, no.0
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She luvs me for my dashing good looks and impeccable penmanship.0
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Does not think people are beautiful
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Thinks Beggin Strips are actually Bacon0
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Received full scholarship to clown camp.0
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ate 26 hotdogs in one sitting0
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she walk-of-shamed from my house this morning!0
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tomlockhart wrote: »she walk-of-shamed from my house this morning!
There's never any shame here. And that's a really long walk!
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tomlockhart wrote: »she walk-of-shamed from my house this morning!
There's never any shame here. And that's a really long walk!
glad you made it home safely
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He sleeps with his eyes open. It's terrifying.0
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She doesn't sleep, instead only watching others sleep!0
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That's not a real stache0
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She would know because she has to shave hers daily!
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Is only here for the hot beafcake.0
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Has fights with heavy doors, and loses.0
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Her name is Heavy Doors in the wrestling world.0
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Got caught at the zoo, spanking a few monkeys.0
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He was one of those monkeys! 0
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Likes the idea of spanking monkeys too.0
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Trying to get me mad so I'll spank him!0
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Doesn't wear lipstick...she had her lips tattooed that color.0
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Holds the world record for most frozen peas eaten in under a minute.0
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Plotted revenge because that was his Title!0
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