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      He cropped his mugshot
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      Alphabetizes his M&M's prior to eating them. States a preference for, "the sigmas"...
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      Injects random passerby's with heroine because he finds it 'funny'
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      Uses racoon hair as a wig
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      edited April 2015
      Stars in a live-action drama based on the animated "South Park" series... (currently in limited release on Public Access Cable channel 3 in Carthage)
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      Owns the Collective Works of Shakespeare as Told Through Interpretive Dance.
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      he's the inspiration for the Texas Chain Saw movies
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      Did the Kylie Jenner challenge and ended up in the hospital
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      Lost a drinking contest with an orangutan.
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      She killed Kenny!!
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      She wants me; says it's faster than 'cutting'
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      whenever he meets his boss to discuss money.... he changes his voice to mimic Dr. Evil
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      She has the worlds hairiest legs and refuses to shave or wax
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      she once waxed my legs while I slept. :bawling:
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      edited April 2015
      Oh throw me a fricken bone here... (and you're lucky that @Carpedieznutz didn't go full-Brazilian on ya like she did with some of us -- that's a rough way to wake-up)

      Has a collection of disembodied faces that she uses for selfies, which helps her social media pages to trend more easily with certain demographics.
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      He forces me to collect him fresh human bones
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      edited April 2015
      :joy:

      @standenvernet he has a friend that gives him mannequins on a weekly basis, and he makes them all into his ex partners and uses them as target practice at the end of the year :o

      @carpedieznutz she travels around the world in a tug boat and randomly collects ons' then disposes of them in the middle of the sea :open_mouth:
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      edited April 2015
      Carpedieznutz wrote: »
      He forces me to collect him fresh human bones
      -- so much funny = so much ban... I just can't...

      @Carpedieznutz Auctions her older/used cheerleader uniforms to help raise money for the disadvantaged. Several of these have later turned up on the official MFP memorabilia auction pages on eBay. (Yes, I own several; my thoughts are that if I get another 4 or 5 of them, i can have them cut into a uniform large enough for me to wear...)

      @determined_ella Apparently drinks a lot of caffeine, causing her to type quite rapidly
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      Wears used cheerleader uniforms when he runs -- makes him feel athletic
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      Convinced John Travolta that Battlefield Earth would be a huge success.
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      Dries off from the shower by jumping into a tub filled with uncooked rice...because it worked to dry out his phone after he dropped it in the toilet.
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      Likes to brag to all the kids that if she can do it, then no else can. because she claims to be the best of the best of the best.
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      Hates the beach and warm weather, is moving to Nome Alaska soon.
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      is the creator of the candy Nerds, and named them after me.
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      Delivers speeches on the benefits of yodeling to audiences consisting solely of sock monkeys.
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      Likes to make those sock monkeys and then has yodeling contests with them
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      edited April 2015
      As a sock monkey expert, he is capable of acting out a 7-sock-monkey dialog/scene without assistance or extraordinary hardware, his nearest competition in the field can manage only 5 sock-monkeys
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      Smokes cigars and drinks scotch while doing ventriloquism acts with sock monkeys....
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      He likes to throw epic tantrums in public places.
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      Made out with a hot dog.

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