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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He cropped his mugshot
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Alphabetizes his M&M's prior to eating them. States a preference for, "the sigmas"...
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Injects random passerby's with heroine because he finds it 'funny'
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Uses racoon hair as a wig
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Stars in a live-action drama based on the animated "South Park" series... (currently in limited release on Public Access Cable channel 3 in Carthage)
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Owns the Collective Works of Shakespeare as Told Through Interpretive Dance.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    he's the inspiration for the Texas Chain Saw movies
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Did the Kylie Jenner challenge and ended up in the hospital
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Lost a drinking contest with an orangutan.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She killed Kenny!!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She wants me; says it's faster than 'cutting'
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    whenever he meets his boss to discuss money.... he changes his voice to mimic Dr. Evil
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    She has the worlds hairiest legs and refuses to shave or wax
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she once waxed my legs while I slept. :bawling:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Oh throw me a fricken bone here... (and you're lucky that @Carpedieznutz didn't go full-Brazilian on ya like she did with some of us -- that's a rough way to wake-up)

    Has a collection of disembodied faces that she uses for selfies, which helps her social media pages to trend more easily with certain demographics.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    He forces me to collect him fresh human bones
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited April 2015
    :joy:

    @standenvernet he has a friend that gives him mannequins on a weekly basis, and he makes them all into his ex partners and uses them as target practice at the end of the year :o

    @carpedieznutz she travels around the world in a tug boat and randomly collects ons' then disposes of them in the middle of the sea :open_mouth:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    He forces me to collect him fresh human bones
    -- so much funny = so much ban... I just can't...

    @Carpedieznutz Auctions her older/used cheerleader uniforms to help raise money for the disadvantaged. Several of these have later turned up on the official MFP memorabilia auction pages on eBay. (Yes, I own several; my thoughts are that if I get another 4 or 5 of them, i can have them cut into a uniform large enough for me to wear...)

    @determined_ella Apparently drinks a lot of caffeine, causing her to type quite rapidly
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wears used cheerleader uniforms when he runs -- makes him feel athletic
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Convinced John Travolta that Battlefield Earth would be a huge success.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Dries off from the shower by jumping into a tub filled with uncooked rice...because it worked to dry out his phone after he dropped it in the toilet.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to brag to all the kids that if she can do it, then no else can. because she claims to be the best of the best of the best.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Hates the beach and warm weather, is moving to Nome Alaska soon.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    is the creator of the candy Nerds, and named them after me.
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Delivers speeches on the benefits of yodeling to audiences consisting solely of sock monkeys.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Likes to make those sock monkeys and then has yodeling contests with them
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    As a sock monkey expert, he is capable of acting out a 7-sock-monkey dialog/scene without assistance or extraordinary hardware, his nearest competition in the field can manage only 5 sock-monkeys
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Smokes cigars and drinks scotch while doing ventriloquism acts with sock monkeys....
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He likes to throw epic tantrums in public places.
  • swole_elsa
    swole_elsa Posts: 247 Member
    Made out with a hot dog.

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