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  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    She didn't tilt her head in the picture she spends her life looking to the sky and she got stuck
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
    Haha made me laugh that
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Works as an exterminator, thus the name pest....
  • timmoyoung
    timmoyoung Posts: 26 Member
    Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as Mount Rushmore, and if you give him a really important job to do, he’ll skive off and play croquet.
  • DistantJ
    DistantJ Posts: 155 Member
    Has a scads of hundred dollar bills that he uses as floor boards.
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
    Kisses his car goodnight
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Just finished a post-doctural degree in unapplied astrology .. It was a special double major program.
  • timmoyoung
    timmoyoung Posts: 26 Member
    Black belt at origami
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Studied in Greece about the culture of ancient theatre using Aristotle's Law in drama
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Waits until late summer to lick the flagpole out infront the grade-school in her neighborhood after seeing the film 'A Christmas Story'.
  • timmoyoung
    timmoyoung Posts: 26 Member
    Once beat Obama in an arm wrestling match.

    Misshodge64 wrote: »
    Studied in Greece about the culture of ancient theatre using Aristotle's Law in drama

    That's actually true.


  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Doesn't believe in the power of positive thinking
  • MisterZ33
    MisterZ33 Posts: 567 Member
    i saw her in the buff.

    when she noticed me looking, she didnt cover up.
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Is writing a musical to the movie Die Hard
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is going to star in Die Hard the Musical
  • MisterZ33
    MisterZ33 Posts: 567 Member
    co-star...
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    Hates wearing glasses.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Doesn't know how to spell his last name
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Keeps 70's bush going. Like a crotch fro.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Keep a taxidermy of his childhood pet on his bed.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    has had the same pair of glasses for 15 years. She can't see out of them but really who needs to see
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Built a large catapult to fling water balloons across town.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Walks around her backyard on stilts so she can look in the neighbours' windows
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Adds unnecessary vowels into words so that she appears to be posh (or is that "poush"?)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Thinks I'm classy
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    Likes to go slumming around at boutique shops
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is really a purple rose
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Can perform the entire score of The H.M.S. Pinafore on the xylophone.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He's really is an outlaw
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a porn star

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