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Post a lie about the person above
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buys those children0
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Hates nandos with a passion0
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I saw you kissing Santa Claus0
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You are santa claus0
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Is a celibate nun in a convent high in the mountains where she maintains a strict vow of silence0
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Often wishes he was a Young Vietnamese girl married to a Navy man.0
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poops gold0
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Likes to hang out with Navy men -- the bigger and smellier the better0
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Sculpts tiny nipples into his chicken breasts to help maintain his interest in his eating plan. Also, has begun fashioning lingerie for these breasts using baby-leaf-spinach, to enhance his visual meal presentations.0
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He hangs out with cdcruizer050
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Has never seen the sun0
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Doesn't crack walnuts between those cheeks.0
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Digs the Pillsbury dough-boy ...,, Which just breaks my heart.
(and now I've seen the moon!)
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often dresses as the pillsbury dough boy and runs around with sticky fingers0
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Alisontheice wrote: »often dresses as the pillsbury dough boy and runs around with sticky fingers
Had her skates excessively rockered to emulate high-heeled pumps to help accentuate her legs/derriere
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They put sprinkles on everything!0
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She travels in a hot air balloon to avoid getting stuck in traffic0
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She dances to "what is love" like the night at the roxbury0
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He got laid.0
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His arms look so weak!0
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Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.0
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gquesnelle wrote: »Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.
But that is not a lie. Try again.0 -
iamangrydoug wrote: »gquesnelle wrote: »Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.
But that is not a lie. Try again.
Not sure if you're joking, assuming you're male due to "Doug", and if you are a male and that is you in the photo... I have some issues to go talk about with my therapist.
Uhhhhhh, you lost your first pet, Leonard the Goldfish, after somebody on the road accidentally ran over him.0 -
Tonydevolanii wrote: »that was for me mister selfie
oi!
Tony, you need to edit your post to be a lie about me.0 -
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As shown above, he only takes selfies while hanging upside down against his closet door. Unfortunately, this means that he never has any change in his pockets and cannot carry keys.0
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He made all his millions being a Chippendale dancer!0
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likes to read comic books!0
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Just can't enjoy a good pint; thinks it tastes yukky0
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He is revered on MFP -- he has his own adoring fan club who idolize his ability to creatively lie profusely.0
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