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  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    was just a lover and never a friend - let me get drunk tattoos
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I proposed to her and she said no! :'(
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I proposed to her and she said no! :'(

    She wants me
    ind1983 wrote: »
    was just a lover and never a friend - let me get drunk tattoos

    An you want me
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    practiced his thrusting moves in front of the mirror
  • StellarTex
    StellarTex Posts: 111 Member
    she is an exhibitionist
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    complained about my display of performance art
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thinks performance art is doing her make up for a crowd.
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    Likes to play spin the bottle during lunch time at work in the Lab
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    well you only know because you hope it lands on you and it never does!
  • calbadger
    calbadger Posts: 283 Member
    Is not really a person. "She" is actually a very sophisticated attempt at AI and the eventual Machine Mainframe in the Matrix movies. I mean, could any normal person post here as much as "she" does?

    On second thought, is this a lie? ;)
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    One of those people who eats clay
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    calbadger wrote: »
    Is not really a person. "She" is actually a very sophisticated attempt at AI and the eventual Machine Mainframe in the Matrix movies. I mean, could any normal person post here as much as "she" does?

    On second thought, is this a lie? ;)

    Because I'm smart and type fast! Don't be jelli! ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    4ever420 wrote: »
    One of those people who eats clay

    Hates me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Tried to bribe her neighbor to do all of her housework and laundry in exchange for some Lovin! :open_mouth:
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Is the love child of Elizabeth Taylor and Englebert Humperdink
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Only wears pink skirts
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She put her butt in a black bra and took that picture!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is wishing she could put her hands on that butt ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had an experimental butt transplant using recycled tires. Came out pretty nice!
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    Whales Sperm was used to make her pregnant ; but didnt succeed
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to wear ladies clothes out shopping
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    Did Boob Job to attract young boys !!
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    wants a breast implant so he can attract young boys! :#
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a Plastic Surgeon specializing in Breast Augmentation chasing for some business!
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    was a founding professor of the Chicago School of Business
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Loves me
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She tirelessly works to end the reign of a shady underground network of mafiosa chicks who call themselves: THE PINK SKIRTS
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    is my arch enemy
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is very well connected. Her best friend is Philomena Bargainfart, of the West Coast, Brick Avenue Bargainfarts.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    LMFAO "Brick Avenue Bargainfarts"

    The collar of her jacket isn't fur; it's made from old ladies hair clippings

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