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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I support the humane treatment of animals and would not wear fur! As my assistant, no pink skirts does my bidding by sneaking into retirement homes and harvesting senior hair for our fabulous line of "fur alternative" clothing. she is a wonder at finding the highly prized but somewhat rare "blue hair"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is australian
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    Is new to this site...
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    She bit my dog.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had to give away her Dog because he bit her for making him wear clothes!
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    She used to be a magician's assistant until he messed up and really did cut her in half.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She is her dog, and her dog is her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a harem of female mfpers ...ooops forgot meant to be a lie :p
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She's the head of a secret nudist colony
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is female
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    Is confused about her gender
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hss a stick on beard
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    Has a huge wig collection
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Isnt really good looking
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    Has the worst pair of legs I've ever seen in my life
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    He's hiding under my bed.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates frogs
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Kisses frogs to see if they turn into handsome princes!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a frog who got kissed and turned into a princess
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited May 2015
    Is the fairy godmother that makes people fall in love and live happily ever after ;p ( off topic....send someone this way please :joy: )
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She's the green elf who was chucked out of Santa's secret factory because she ate too many chocolates... She was a bad kid
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    He flicks boogers on old ladies.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Her dog is a superhero who rescues old ladies from mean booger flickers, and makes sure everyone's toast is served hot when they go out to breakfast.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    The lipstick she uses are made from whales sperm...which acts as enhancer when she gives BJ
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    his mustache is made from his pubic hair... it's a mighty wired tache ; )
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    She puts mustard on car windshields.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's not a Comedienne! :grimace:
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she told me so many jokes.... I didn't realize when she said we are finished.... she actually meant it :open_mouth:
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
    Has fake boobs.

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