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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Kayaks down the local river
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    She enjoys cockroach smoothies
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She got her name from her many arrests for assaulting fellow Patrons during Black Friday!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Never uses her teeth to chew gum; instead, she views gum as an opportunity to develop dexterity and strength in her tongue. If you've not had the opportunity to become acquainted with @FabulousFantasticFifty 's tongue skills, then you have missed-out on a singular wonder.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    finds sex to be repulsive, and tries to talk his way out of it when confronted by a couger
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    BigEdge wrote: »
    finds sex to be repulsive, and tries to talk his way out of it when confronted by a couger
    Relatively speaking, at my age a 'cougar' could be well over 80-yrs old... If I can't talk my way outt'a that, I'll steal the tennis balls off of her walker and run for my life!


    @BigEdge Enjoys sex so much that he continually practices in front of the mirror...
    ... most often without a partner.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    has vid of me practicing (two handed, btw~) so he can be further repulsed
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Steals old lady's walkers
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    rode in on a unicorn through a rainbow~
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    BigEdge wrote: »
    has vid of me practicing (two handed, btw~)
    Now I get how you work your upper arms and pecs at the same time! (nicely done, well balanced; nice symetry!)

    Still poops skittles, but is now limited to pooping only the green and red ones. He'll be famous for Christmas!
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    BigEdge wrote: »
    has vid of me practicing (two handed, btw~)
    Now I get how you work your upper arms and pecs at the same time! (nicely done, well balanced; nice symetry!)

    Still poops skittles, but is now limited to pooping only the green and red ones. He'll be famous for Christmas!

    He likes to smell women's smelly sneakers
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Wears men's shoes
  • calbadger
    calbadger Posts: 283 Member
    Wears men's jock straps.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Loves Hoola Hoops, especially when ice skating.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    wears a kilt cause it is more socially acceptable than just wearing a skirt~
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's very shy and has never shown anyone his bum!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Will provide me with a vat of creep repellent

    standenvernet wrote: »
    Loves Hoola Hoops, especially when ice skating.

    I learned that lesson.
  • calbadger
    calbadger Posts: 283 Member
    Actually wants creep attractant.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Visited me last week
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Tries to freeze water in her garage to skate on.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Wishes I'd teach him to skate
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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Prefers spandex to cotton
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member

    needs a spanking, cause she's been bad, real bad~
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
    He cries at the end of Chick Flicks
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    @Sweet She is sour and circumspect
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    It's in his nature to be abusive and violently "lash out" at people that he perceives as smarter, thinner, or more handsome than himself. Fortunately, he was raised and home-schooled by a performance team of travelling carnival clowns, so his outbursts of abuse and violence are limited to shaving-cream pies and thorough soaking with a seltzer bottle before a firm slapping with a rubber chicken followed by a few onerous squeaky-horn honks.
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    It's in her nature to be abusive and violently "lash out" at people that she perceives as smarter, thinner, or prettier than herself. Fortunately, she was raised and home-schooled by a performance team of travelling carnival clowns, so her outbursts of abuse and violence are limited to shaving-cream pies and thorough soaking with a seltzer bottle before a firm slapping with a rubber chicken followed by a few onerous squeaky-horn honks.

    Who told you all my secrets?
  • calbadger
    calbadger Posts: 283 Member
    She cries at the end of the Dirty Dozen.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    he used to date Caitlin Jenner, prior to her being Caitlin...

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