Post a lie about the person above

buttetfly77

Hey... .. .. She's a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

Crhan05

She's a blonde

taco_inspector

Went into nursing not realizing that she'd have to be around so many sick people. Upon discovering the truth of the matter, she chose to specialize in geriatric oncology on the belief that the sick people she'd have to deal with wouldn't be around for long. The truly awkward bit here is that, in no small part directly attributable to her skills and excellent care, many of her patients exceed all expectations, with many experiencing various lengths of remission.

ilfaith

Is a man of few words.

Spnneil06

Is totally fat

territhefrog

Has a pet ogre.

salstg

Is secretly in love with Ms Piggy and is plotting to murder Kermit.

determined_ella

wears crotchless pants so that he can shout free willy at passers by

salstg

is seducing one of her students and it's a female student

buttetfly77

That's my baby daddy

Crhan05

That's my sister

buttetfly77

We are family.......

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Spnneil06

Dates donkeys

justinegibbons

Hates kids

Misshodge64

Can play Beethoven Moonlight Saga blind folded

Spnneil06

Wears granny panties

territhefrog

stole Misshodge's granny panties and sold them on ebay.

determined_ella

is actually a newt

territhefrog

ate all my mealworms.

bubaluboo

Is terrified of water

jaxass

made me breakfast this morning

bubaluboo

Put the breakfast straight in the bin

jaxass

made raw fish waffles for breakfast.

bubaluboo

Says he likes raw fish and waffles

determined_ella

she keeps stealing my napkins off the washing line! ;p

jaxass

Thought I said raw fish and waffles, but I said raw fish is awful.

bubaluboo

Has an obsession with cleaning napkins

Alisontheice

Doesn't use a napkin, in fact doesn't even know what one is

Alisontheice

Is making plans to adopt me