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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Travels everywhere by roller skates and yells random profanities.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Pretend she's a zombie while she's at work.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Was once arrested for trying to break into Neil Patrick Harris' house.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is spending the night at my place
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,459 Member
    She hates me
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is a wizard
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,459 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Is a wizard

    Your magic to me gorgeous.

    Is an undercover cop
  • ivetgali
    ivetgali Posts: 79 Member
    He's an actor from magic mike xxl
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She's really a stripper
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He's never been to a strip club.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Doesn't even know what a strip club is
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is scared of voodoo dolls
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Takes baths only with 10 rubber duckies
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    LIves in a canoe paddling around the Carribean
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Works on his wind-sprints by collecting golf-balls from the local driving range shirtless (shorts & shoes only, except on ladies night, where the shorts become optional :o )
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Has been seen catching salmon in his mouth like a bear
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Had sex with the 73rd virgin
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    hes really Popeyes father
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is actually a bald guy who lives in his moms basement
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is lifting riots roommate.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Got away with a brilliannt scheme and is laughing evily.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    A regular dine and dash enthusiast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Once broke into my house and boiled a bunny on my stove while I slept.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Passes out granny panties in the Walmart parking lot
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    he's totally in to grannies, it's his fetish. especially their kisses
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    I jealous of grannies, 'cause her teeth don't come out...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's "director of first impressions" at the rubber stamp store. :)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Stops in to my rubber stamp store before her Doctor appointments and runs back to the stock room to open and roll around nekkid in all the inked stamp-pads to force her physician into a full body exam and more difficult diagnosis.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He recommended this course of action to me when I told him about my terrible, insatiable need for attention of any kind. Thanks for caring and sharing, Stan!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Once put super glue in her exes underwear.

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