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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Loves easter so much he wears bunny costume at night and runs around the neighborhood at night looking for easter eggs.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Hires people to follow her around and act like paparazzi
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is currently a professional skateboarder touring the country.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Is currently the number one male concubine to a Miss Petrova >:)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Cold calls people and gives them free but bad investment advice
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,081 Member
    Sell small penny stocks to investors and makes a lot of money off poor defenseless people
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    she doesn't like her hair.
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,081 Member
    He gets passed by all the time ladies do not even look his way twice ;)
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She hacks into everyone's bank accounts and makes hers bigger.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She isn't ticklish. The last person to try now only has 1 hand.
  • RobDowney
    RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member
    stole my hub caps last night
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Sold me a faulty set of wheels, now they squeak every time I drive.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Once tried to produce Cats the musical using actual cats.
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,081 Member
    He takes his selfies in his works stockroom
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She got that nickname because of all the batteries she goes through! :open_mouth: ;p
  • LDavidButler
    LDavidButler Posts: 11 Member
    Cuts grass on a riding mower in a mini skirt and heels every there and a half days! B)
  • LDavidButler
    LDavidButler Posts: 11 Member
    ***three and a half... :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    They are both smiling in pic because they just had botox injections and their faces are frozen that way
  • Fitnessflexibility
    Fitnessflexibility Posts: 795 Member
    Doesn't really speak any English, posts here using google translate
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hasn't danced a day in her life
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Her dad was Michael Jackson.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She lives on an iceberg in alaska
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Runs with scissors.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesn't know how to play tennis ..although does love to stuff balls in his pockets
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Constantly is digging into random men's pockets looking for God knows what...
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Has 10 cats, all unnamed and 3 monkeys named Daisy1, Daisy2, and Daisy3
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has suggested that I shave bar-codes into the fur of my cats so that they can be distinguished on the surveillance cameras she has fitting about my house (Why so many in my bedroom @PewterSky ?)
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    I can't tell you that @standenvernet or I'll have to kill you. O.o

    He makes an excellent rat stew for his cats every Sunday and to prove his love to them, dines with them.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Makes worm biscuits to go with the rat stew standenvernet makes.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Once got kicked out of the airport for trying to sneak a durian fruit from Cambodia through customs.

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