Post a lie about the person above

slimgirljo15

Has sinned with me

MzIrish

she is my sister

slimgirljo15

She hates dogs

Leeloo74

Is afraid of chihuahuas

taco_inspector

in her passion for environmental conservation, she saves the lint from her clothes dryer's trap, and sorts it by composition and color with a focus on someday being able to recombine like lint-groups, comb and spin them into yarn from which she'll be able to knit her own clothes. She is far more optimistic on this project than she was on her recently abandonded "short hair on the soap" winter jacket knitting project.

suzreen

Met Leeloo74 at a symposium on making sweaters for the homeless out of the fur shed by our pet dogs. They are both always looking for a way to re-use, re-cycle, re-purpose, etc.

RunTimer

drives a gas guzzling 76 Convertible, with an all white interior made from baby seal fur, that she drives SLOWLY by playgrounds smoking her Cuban cigars and puffing second hand smoke at kids

handyrunner

Huffs paint thinner

deltoro23

Witsec, Mafia murder witness, handsdown.

mikestobbs1

Prefers non shaven testicles

Leeloo74

Plays the ukulele

Alisontheice

Sings in a barbershop quartet

DBrooks1979

never shows leg

47Jacqueline

Is bowlegged

finny11122

steals from the church offerings

DBrooks1979

doesn't clean up very nice

RunTimer

that tie is clip on

Alisontheice

Was never taught how to run

RunTimer

@Alisontheice 's real name is Mrs Robinson, and she's trying to seduce me (aren't you?)

Alisontheice

Doesn't know the difference between a truth and lie

finny11122

her legs are robotic

RunTimer

can't handle 'the truth' (which btw, is the my nickname)

musclegood_fatbad

Only has one real leg.

Alisontheice

Can't swim

Building_Bulk

Those aren't her legs

RunTimer

is wearing flesh colored dickie

Noelv1976

Does not use his frequent fliers mileage

Alisontheice

No sense of humour
(the post totally didn't make me snort in real Life)

tylahquartez323

We had sex

finny11122

has a spit bucket on her car dashboard