Post a lie about the person above

RunTimer

shot milk out of his nose reading past post

Noelv1976

Snorts milk like cocaine

handyrunner

Freebases milk

Noelv1976

He's actually not very handy, nor is he a runner

Alisontheice

1976 is how many slices of pizza he eats in a week

musclegood_fatbad

Doesn't know she can save 15% in only 15 minutes

Noelv1976

Those are not her real legs, they're prosthetic

Alisontheice

Was the doctor in my leg amputation

finny11122

runs races in high heels

brotundkase

Watches snow white daily and knows every song by heart

handyrunner

Every room is filled with dolls

So many staring eyes!!

brotundkase

He has 20/20 vision but wears glasses to look more intellectual

tylahquartez323

Just asked for my digits

RunTimer

tried out for the Knick City Dancers

Northernlight03

Stalks his neighbour

finny11122

dose the robot dance atleast once a day

Alisontheice

Taught her how to do the robot dance

Leeloo74

Makes a living by identifying pictures in clouds

finny11122

sells locks of her hair on ebay

taco_inspector

Buys his suits off the rack - prefers 'rack-wear' to properly fitted suits for some reason...

deltoro23

mikestobbs1 wrote: »

Prefers non shaven testicles

dude that made me laugh

Alisontheice

Doesn't randomly skip over the above him in the above you threads

ilfaith

Makes her living reading palms and tarot cards.

slimgirljo15

Hasn't gone outside in 2 years ..lives on burgers fries and beer

Alisontheice

Refuses to go inside.

slimgirljo15

Never heard of mfp

Leeloo74

Can't walk in heels

handyrunner

Can't walk in flats

genekfit

wears a diaper

Alisontheice

Doesn't eat red meat