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She's having an affair with my wife!0
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Knocked off my Lover!
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Got fired from TGI Fridays for not having enough flair0
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Normally has a full beard.0
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Lost his suspenders last time he was on an Escalator! ;p0
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Cut his suspenders out of the escalator after he left and now tries to recover DNA from them so that she can create a clone army.0
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Has been asked to stop singing "Let It Go" when having bowl movements at work.0
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Is sliding his pants down in pic to show a .....vagina
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She actually lives in Australia because she's seen the future and knows it will be the only place to survive the coming nuclear apocalypse. This is also why she collects Mel Gibson memorabilia.0
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Keep messaging to pull it down more.0
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His anatomy resembles a ken doll
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Has a Ken Doll fetish and collects them, then places them around her bedroom to fuel her fantasies0
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She has 126 Ken Dolls and 358 GI Jo's0
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Plays with Ken and Joe...not that there's anything wrong with that0
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Helpped me to select the "proper" wallpaper for one of the upstairs 'powder-room'. I didn't even know that anyone would print 'my little pony' paper in 36" widths and a 50" repeating pattern; who knew?0
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He proposed to me this afternoon!0
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Performed swan lake in the nude0
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He said he would pay me for that performance than stiffed me, and not in a good way!0
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She turned me down, again0
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Made mad passionate love to me last night0
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Cheated on me with Stan 0
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Is involved in a threesome with @slimgirljo15 and me0
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Plays jazz flute0
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Plays the Bagpipe0
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Only sends pics of her booty accidentally.0
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His name is Alfredo, named after the sauce0
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Her name is Alfredo. Because you are what you eat.0
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Only eats foods that are purple0
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he's thinking of removing his prince albert due to peeing issues0
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Has a giant eggplant costume.0
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