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striderb

She hates all men.

synchkat

He's terrified of sitting in a car. He's working on that

CTnicktellis

Gives me weekly hot oil massages, male pedicures, and oatmeal baths

OneHundredToLose

Eats the oatmeal afterwards because he "likes his own taste"

synchkat

The one hundred he's referencing is his age

OneHundredToLose

She'd know because she's actually 1000 years old. Every century she sacrifices a virgin girl and bathes in her blood to restore her youth.

CTnicktellis

Wears his boxers on top of his jeans

Leeloo74

That's a pic of his body double

ilfaith

Calls herself Leeloo because she spends a lot of time in the bathroom.

Leeloo74

Chews her toenails

mhiggi02

sports a full-body tattoo of herself

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is actually a floating head in a container hooked up to the internet somewhere.

mhiggi02

Is so cool he actually hovers instead of standing

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Lost his taste buds in a horrible smelting accident.

slimgirljo15

Have his duck to me

mhiggi02

Is a world-class yodeler

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was born with 2 male organs. Had to have one removed when he hit puberty because they were both so large they took all the blood from his brain causing him to black out.

hoppykins83

Cant stand to see clowns because of the dark family circus memories he carries from his youth...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Claims to be the real much trimmer Mario!

slimgirljo15

Has thos legs insured for 5million dollars

kjm3579

Has just left her husband to move to the US and live with a certain gentleman

TrailBlazzinMN

Is scared of heights

Jerzeegirl13

Thinks the GIANTS are the best team in the NFL

slimgirljo15

kjm3579 wrote: »

Has just left her husband to move to the US and live with a certain gentleman

:flowerforyou:

His beard is fake ..stuck on ..its actually cat fur

ilfaith

@Jerzeegirl13 actually lives in Pennsylvania, but doesn't want to admit that.

kjm3579

ilfaith wrote: »

@Jerzeegirl13 actually lives in Pennsylvania, but doesn't want to admit that.

Is often mistaken for her kids older sister

Determined_ella_89

Is an astronaut that wears hover boots to feel more at home

mhiggi02

Is a rodeo clown

FabulousFantasticFifty

Doesn't set me up on blind dates with young ones!

mhiggi02

Hates younger men