Post a lie about the person above

TrainingToBeAJedi

Secretly a roadie for Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (also known as the Cantina Band)

Timshel_

His Schwartz isn't as big as mine...

Nograce80

He's talking about his nose!

OneHundredToLose

Has a fetish for big noses because she knows they indicate huge....


feet, which she also has a fetish for.

ladymuaythai

Nipples will cut diamonds

slimgirljo15

Has never heard of mfp..

taco_inspector

Forgets my name before she finishes her cigarette

Nograce80

who is he? don't know anything about him.

taco_inspector

Voices three of the minions in their new film. Has recently begun to use his "minion" voice skill to chat-up the ladies in local bars (to great effect)

Nograce80

he digs me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Those glasses are just to get the Guys who go for the Sexy Librarian look!

RunTimer

hacked into MFP and reset her Post count from 10 to 53,000

WMDemetree

hacked into LinkedIn to add @FabulousFantasticFifty to his network

dcaiani

Has his own fishing show on his local cable access channel.

RunTimer

name is an acronym:
Dat Cow And I Are Not Involved

taco_inspector

... was apparently jealous of the cow.

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

Turns 81 year old this year

FabulousFantasticFifty

Loves wearing Tutus!

RunTimer

is a prima ballerina with the Natl Royal Ballet Co.

Nograce80

Often tries to get flash mobs going, but always ends up dancing alone in public. So sad.

ilfaith

Is incredibly graceful...also says grace before every meal...and her name is Grace

taco_inspector

Takes her profile pics for me, then shares them here on MFP to destroy my dreams.

RunTimer

solved PI in his head, to the 67th decimal place

slimgirljo15

Is an albino

Nograce80

Has an albino fetish

sbauer933

Dated me

RunTimer

Stole the phone in that picture

Leeloo74

Has one really long toenail

zkhanman

Secretly moves around entire sets of items in a grocery store to confuse both consumers and employees.

slimgirljo15

Poops red skittles