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Was once the dictator of a small island nation. He ruled with an iron fist, but retired when the US embargoed trade with his nation, resulting in a shortage of coffee and butter. 3 reconstructive surgeries later, and no one suspects a thing.0
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Looks nothing like his Profile Pic
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Where's nylons to make his legs have an even skin tone.0
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Secretly enjoyed having Kobe as her profile pic, but not because she's a fan. She just has a crush on him.0
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Does acrobatics on public transport0
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OneHundredToLose wrote:Secretly enjoyed having Kobe as her profile pic, but not because she's a fan. She just has a crush on him.
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LikeSeeds4Souls wrote: »Does acrobatics on public transport
Walks backwards because he doesn't want people to ever see his face.
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She lives in an igloo for the month of November0
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@Nograce80 Tries to build world monuments with sweet corn0
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Can't find any shirts to fit him.0
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Takes the quote on her profile pic so seriously that she is currently searching for a time travel device so that she can unravel the tapestry of time one century at a time.0
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is crazy glued to that swing0
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Had 2-ribs removed to establish a narrower waist so that his lats & shoulders would look larger.0
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Has started an organic line of body sprays, so far the first three "rotten banana, coconut butt and mushroom escape" haven't been big sellers.0
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Is the surgeon who specializes in this procedure, but is now fighting a malpractice suit for removing part of someones vertebrae instead!0
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Is wanted for bank robbery by the FBI0
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Writes renditions with ice T0
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We have rap battles every friday0
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MC Fine-Finny is NOT to be reckoned with when spitting rhyme; he drops more *kitten* than an incontinent man at a chili cook-off...finny11122 wrote: »We have rap battles every friday0 -
^^ I wish that had never happened0
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Lays awake nights fighting to keep his eyes open so that he will not see those images that his mind creates while he's awake.0
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Has Vietnam flashbacks, but not from the war. It's actually just from a time that he went to a Vietnamese restaurant and ordered something so spicy he was stuck on the toilet for 3 whole days.0
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Is Stan's Housekeeper0
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Wants to be my housekeeper (now that @OneHundredToLose has finished cleaning up after my little Vietnamese food incident)
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Wants to be elected president just so he can call his morning bathroom session his "Presidential Duty"0
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Hired a small Asian woman to cook his Vietnamese food0
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Plays with toy soldiers in his basement0
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LikeSeeds4Souls wrote: »Plays with toy soldiers in his basement
Keeps his girlfriend chained in the basement0 -
Sleeps chained0
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Is actually chained to a bed as we speak!0
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