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RunTimer

has lockjaw

Nograce80

Is never funny!

RunTimer

loves coffee

Nograce80

His profile pics aren't his, he's a photographer and he took a fancy to one of the models.

RunTimer

has "fancy pants" tattooed on her tailbone

OneHundredToLose

Calls himself Mr. Fancy Pants, and walks around singing "Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear!"

Nograce80

He stalks Mr. Fancy Pants.

OneHundredToLose

She is the true creator of this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pko08CUsNI

Nograce80

He is Taylor Swifts biggest fan! Can't get enough of her!

OneHundredToLose

Thinks the CD tray in her machine is actually a coffee cup holder

RunTimer

is so vain, he probably things this post is about him

OneHundredToLose

Flew his Lear Jet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun

RunTimer

is the eponymous "Brown Eyes" in Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

RunTimer

was the sixth spice girl..Salt

OneHundredToLose

Thought the Spice Girls was a show on the Food Channel

TechAaronLoyd

Wants to try sex while skydiving...

100, your replies are so funny I tripped while I was reading them and dropped my phone and cracked the screen.

Nograce80

Is 100's skiing instructor and is quite worried about being tethered.

TechAaronLoyd

Is a skydiving camera operator and is also worried about the jump hump event.

Nograce80

I'm only nervous because he wants to make it an over 65 yo event

OneHundredToLose

Is secretly 400 years old. She replenishes herself once per century, Elizabeth Bathory style. She's now nervous that her secret will come out when she goes to the skydiving event.

TechAaronLoyd

Holds the world record for most thrust in one minute while free falling.

LiftingRiot

Is a professional stalker

Wiz_Joe

call for back up

Nograce80

He thinks he has back up, but that is just his reflection in the mirror.

kjm3579

She has no reflection when she looks into mirrors

Nograce80

When she passes gas she asks people "Do you smell popcorn?"

OneHundredToLose

Never passes gas...she intentionally goes right through it

kjm3579

Nograce80 wrote: »

When she passes gas she asks people "Do you smell popcorn?"

Calls passing gas a "hiney puff"

OneHundredToLose

Sells hand-made leather wares on Etsy...and when I say hand made, I mean they are made from human hand skin.

TechAaronLoyd

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